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Song Parodies -> "She Thinks My Grandpa's Sexy"

Original Song Title:

"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kenny Chesney

Parody Song Title:

"She Thinks My Grandpa's Sexy"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

There's a family reunion, gonna have some fun
Brought my girl along cause she wants to come
I see all my aunts and uncles, grandparents come toward me
Grandpa comes along and gives her a hug
The look that's in her eye says it must be love
Just look at her face, she isn't fooling me

She thinks my grandpa's sexy
He really turns her on
She's only talkin' to me
Cause I'm his grandson
She's thinks he's attractive, but I still don't understand
What is so sexy bout' an eighty year old man?
She's the only one- can anybody out there tell me?
She thinks my grandpa's sexy

I think it's kinda creepy how they talk through the night
Has to wear his glasses or he can't see right
Climbs into his arms, sit and talk with his hearing aid on
Then I hear a noise, and I wonder what it is
He takes out his teeth and asks for a kiss
After six or seven pecks, he wants to take her home

She thinks my grandpa's sexy
He really turns her on
She's only talkin' to me
Because I'm his grandson
She's thinks he's attractive, but I still don't understand
What is so sexy bout' an eighty year old man?
She's the only one- can anybody out there tell me?
She thinks my grandpa's sexy

Well she isn't into jocks or guys with bucks
But she'll date you if you sleep with your teeth in a cup
She thinks my grandpa's...

She thinks my grandpa's sexy
He really turns her on
She's only talkin' to me
Cause I'm his grandson
She's thinks he's attractive, but I still don't understand
What is so sexy bout' an eighty year old man?
She's the only one- can anybody out there tell me?
She thinks my grandpa's sexy

She thinks my grandpa's sexy
She thinks my grandpa's sexy

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

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 2   1
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 3   1
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Andria - October 10, 2007 - Report this comment
The pacing leaves something to be desired, but the song is very funny. I happen to be a Kenny Chesney fan, so I enjoyed this parody despite its miserable pacing. Abbott, I give you a 1 for pacing, a 5 for funniness (Is that really a word?) and a 3 overall.
Leprechaun - October 10, 2007 - Report this comment
I thought it was funny. Made my day. Pacing was a little off. i'll give you a 2 for that but for the how funny and overall ratings i'm gonna give you 5's. Nice Work.
Jonathan - October 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Abbot you once commented on a parody of mine and since then I've been looking to return the favor now finally You have parodied a song that I know and it was a good parody at that! 455
MrMacphisto - October 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Admittedly, I don't know this song well enough to judge its pace accurately, but I gave you 5-5-5 anyway just because of how funny the lyrics were... lol
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - October 10, 2007 - Report this comment
(Quoting MacPhisto) "Admittedly, I don't know this song well enough to judge it's pacing accurately, but I gave you 5-5-5 anyway just because of how funny the lyrics were. . .lol" . . .Sorry, it's just he caught my opinions to a tee:) Seriously hilarious lyrics. . .and if the pacing was off, well, I don't know, GREAT title sub by the way.

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