There's a family reunion, gonna have some fun
Brought my girl along cause she wants to come
I see all my aunts and uncles, grandparents come toward me
Grandpa comes along and gives her a hug
The look that's in her eye says it must be love
Just look at her face, she isn't fooling me

She thinks my grandpa's sexy
He really turns her on
She's only talkin' to me
Cause I'm his grandson
She's thinks he's attractive, but I still don't understand
What is so sexy bout' an eighty year old man?
She's the only one- can anybody out there tell me?
She thinks my grandpa's sexy

I think it's kinda creepy how they talk through the night
Has to wear his glasses or he can't see right
Climbs into his arms, sit and talk with his hearing aid on
Then I hear a noise, and I wonder what it is
He takes out his teeth and asks for a kiss
After six or seven pecks, he wants to take her home

She thinks my grandpa's sexy
He really turns her on
She's only talkin' to me
Because I'm his grandson
She's thinks he's attractive, but I still don't understand
What is so sexy bout' an eighty year old man?
She's the only one- can anybody out there tell me?
She thinks my grandpa's sexy

Well she isn't into jocks or guys with bucks
But she'll date you if you sleep with your teeth in a cup
She thinks my grandpa's...

She thinks my grandpa's sexy
He really turns her on
She's only talkin' to me
Cause I'm his grandson
She's thinks he's attractive, but I still don't understand
What is so sexy bout' an eighty year old man?
She's the only one- can anybody out there tell me?
She thinks my grandpa's sexy

She thinks my grandpa's sexy
She thinks my grandpa's sexy