We know that on Christmas Eve
He comes down when we’re asleep
To give nice presents and toys to you
I just don’t have any fun
Whenever Santa Claus comes
I just think back to when I was two

And I’m not really sure why
But Santa did make me cry
When I saw him, I was just a baby
And now every year since then
I’m scared again and again
And there’s no way I’ll sit up on his knee

I said that Santa Claus scares the living hell out of me
Him and his elves, I know are out to get me
Get rid of the snow-and hide all the mistletoe
Santa just stay away from my chimney

The boys and girls that are good
Will get toys just like they should
But I know that I’m not like those kids
But Santa just doesn’t care
That I was frightened and scared
Because at the mall I pulled off his beard

I said that Santa Claus scares the living hell out of me
Him and his elves, I know are out to get me
No cookies for you-get your sleigh off of my roof
Santa just stay away from my chimney

Oh no!

I said that Santa Claus scares the living hell out of me
Him and his elves, I know are out to get me
Get out of here soon-and take all your reindeer too
Santa just stay away from my chimney

All together now!

Santa Claus scares the living hell out of me
Him and his elves, I know are out to get me
Get rid of the snow-and hide all the mistletoe
Santa just stay away from my chimney
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