(Hey, Hey)
I’m a guy
A guy
A guy
Oh no

I’m going out tonight,
I’m gonna show my lady right
And it’s just a delight
Hey baby come on,
We stayed out until three
And will you home with me?
So right now I believe that we should go home

She whispered something in my ear
and then I cried
The sentence I don’t want to hear
“Baby, I’m a guy”

A guy
Don’t want to be seen with you
Now that you brought up the scary truth
When she said it, it just made me cry
“Baby, I’m a guy”
A guy
Realize why your skin was rough
I’m just glad I didn’t see her in the buff
Her back was hairy,
And I wondered why,
…Because she’s a guy

(Oh no)
She said her name was Ruth,
And I didn’t know she was a dude
I can’t believe that I missed
All of the signs
She stood up while she peed
And I’m so glad I didn’t see
That thing that poked me right there in the thigh

She whispered something in my ear
and then I cried
The sentence I don’t want to hear
“Baby, I’m a guy”

A guy
Don’t want to be seen with you
Now that you brought up the scary truth
When she said it, it just made me cry
“Baby, I’m a guy”
A guy
Realize why your skin was rough
I’m just glad I didn’t see her in the buff
Her back was hairy,
And I wondered why,
…Because she’s a guy

Now with girls, I must know for sure
I don't want another tranny walking through my door
A guy
I'll check them out
If they look rough
I will not take them home cause I’ve had enough

I don't wanna be a fool
No girls with tools
No dating girls of that kind
No more guys…

I don't wanna be that one (I won’t be the one)
Who thinks this is fun
Baby, please don’t lie (No guys baby)
No guys
Don't wanna fool around with you
If you say you’re a girl, then I need some proof (I don't wanna be a fool)
It just made me cry
“Baby, I’m a guy”

Don't want to be seen with you (don't want to be seen with you),
Now that you had brought up the scary truth (it’s the scary truth)
When she said it, it just made me cry
“I’m a guy”

Don’t want to be seen with you
Now that you brought up the scary truth
When she said it, it just made me cry
“Baby, I’m a guy”