Well my dads gone crazy, I just know he's lost it
I tried to get sleep, but I'm just so darn exhausted
He told us all to pack
He said we're going to relax
So then our family went out
I guess we're gonna be tested
And "Nothing's going to stop us from enjoying this vaction"
But I guess my only concern is when we all return

But I can't take my dad's loud snores, no more
The not-so-great outdoors

We're sitting round the fire and dad can't see
That every one of us, we all agree
None of us are having any fun, fun, fun, fun
I miss all my fun stuff, all the fun stuff that I did not bring
Man I hate my family
And it's my God-forsaken right to have fun, fun, fun, fun, fun

So I can't take this anymore, no more
I cannot wait, I'm bored
I can't sleep in sleeping bags
I need support
The not-so-great outdoors

Outside my tent I see a deer
And he's nibbling my ear

I just really want to leave, that day getting any nearer?
I'm on my hands and knees just trying to make it clearer
"I will eat some broken glass"
But my dad just stood there and he laughed
My dad stood there with a smile and said "Ok, guess we're leavin'
I thought that I'd give up, but my ears could hardly believe it
From our backyard now into
Our awesome living room

So we moved twenty feet indoors, no more
The not-so-great outdoors

Well I go back to my room and I see
My computer games and PS3
I'm glad to be inside and not in the lame outdoors
So please don't, please don't, please don't
Don't make me very irate
Thats my last resort
I would really much rather stay indoors