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Song Parodies -> "It's Christmas (So What?)"

Original Song Title:

"So What"

Original Performer:

Pink

Parody Song Title:

"It's Christmas (So What?)"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Original Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJZDsJ8UU64
Note: I really do not feel this way about Christmas, but it's dedicated to the people who do.
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na

I'm sitting here on Christmas
Everyone opened their gifts
So I'm gonna drink my eggnog
I just really want to split (please)
Family says I have an attitude
But I'm gonna keep it tonight
I will throw out the fruitcake
Santa won't come tonight

Na na na na na na na
Santa won't come tonight
Na na na na na na na
This Christmas thing ain't right

[Chorus]
So, So what? Just cause it's Christmas
Don't mean I want this
This giant stuffed Pooh
And guess what
I'll have some more fun
When this night is done
And I won't stay up tonight
It's alright
I'm not nine
This isn't cool, so
So what
Just cause it's Christmas
I do not need this
I will sleep in tonight

Ugghh Let it snow Ugghh

We're sitting around the table
And it's my turn to open this (gift)
A sweater from grandma Mabel
Thanks, but I'll never wear it (darn)
Rudolph and Frosty and mistletoe
And presents that we have to buy
I hate to break it to you,
Santa won't come tonight

Na na na na na na na
Santa won't come tonight
Na na na na na na na
This Christmas thing ain't right

So, So what? Just cause it's Christmas
Don't mean I want this
A fake heart tattoo
And guess what
I'll have some more fun
When this night is done
And I won't stay up tonight
It's alright
I'm not nine
This isn't cool, so
So what
Just cause it's Christmas
I do not need this
Why can't it just be July?

No snow angels
No Christmas tree
I won't go sled, I'll watch TV
Call me a grinch
Nick's at the mall
He's on my roof, I hope he falls

So, So what? Just cause it's Christmas
Don't mean I want this
This apple shampoo
And guess what
I'll have some more fun
When this night is done
And I won't stay up tonight
It's alright
I'm not nine
This isn't cool, so
So what
Just cause it's Christmas
I do not need this
I will sleep in tonight

No no
No no, I will sleep in tonight
I do not care
I'm gonna get coal tonight
It's alright
I'm not nine
This isn't cool, so
So what
Just cause it's Christmas
I do not need this
Why can't it just be July?

Ho ho ho pffftt

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 9

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Em - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny song! I like the part where it says 'I'm not nine'.
Flash Flood - December 21, 2008 - Report this comment
OMG LOL LOL LOL ROFL Especially: We're sitting around the table And it's my turn to open this (gift) A sweater from grandma Mabel Thanks, but I'll never wear it (darn)
Cody Slusher - December 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Merry Christmas to all and to all shut the crap up. Just kidding.
Cody slusher - December 25, 2008 - Report this comment
I try to find it on youtube but can't find it
iRULZ - January 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Mad funny LOL
QueenOrangeSoda - September 23, 2010 - Report this comment
I agree with Em! It is funny, and I love the "I'm not nine" part, especially because I'm nine years old!
Blaydeman - December 15, 2010 - Report this comment
(Christmas) Excellente! My favorite line "Nick's at the mall, He's on my roof, I hope he falls". LOL na na na na na na na How 'bout you take some 5's.
Maek Scotti - December 16, 2010 - Report this comment
(Christmas) It does get you the gift of FIVES...for the laughs!!!
Agrimorfee - December 17, 2010 - Report this comment
This was pretty good, but it's overshadowed by the mighty Spaff.Com's "Pink Christmas" using the same song, elsewhere on this site.
Ann Hammond - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
heart tatoo apple shampoo stuffed pooh not 9 pacing lots of funny little lines. I was having a little trouble sing this ad think you might be a line or two off. 454
Ann again - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
actually I decided to give you an overall 5 but I'm I just cant type545 I guess
Below Average Dave - December 23, 2010 - Report this comment
It fits well with TOS, . .and I agree with you on dedicating this type of song to those who hate Christmas (I can see where they're coming from, even if I don't necessarily agree with them--hence my album) So good overall. I am not familiar with Spaff's Pink Christmas (I love spaff, but I don't see much of his stuff because of my schedule and such) but regardless loved it.
Jeff Reuben - December 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Funny! If you ever get a chance to record, change the na na's to ho ho's. Easy change to fit the theme of the song.

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