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Song Parodies -> "I Kissed a Squirrel"

Original Song Title:

"I Kissed a Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"I Kissed a Squirrel"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

I was never a rodent man
But on vacation
I saw here there, on a branch
Started conversation
She’s not what I'm used to
I walked her home that night
I got closer to her
Felt a sensation

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of her acorn chapstick
I kissed a squirrel and I did flip
I hope my parents don't find out
You say it’s wrong
It felt so right
I think I'm in love tonight
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it

We go for long walks in the park
I feel so reborn
We sleep on a bed made of bark
Eat lots of acorns
It might sound quite taboo
It’s a love that can’t fail
My friends get so confused
But I love her tail

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of her acorn chapstick
I kissed a squirrel and I did flip
I hope my parents don't find out
You say it’s wrong
It felt so right
I think I'm in love tonight
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it

My squirrel, she is so beautiful
Soft fur, nice tail, so kissable
Hard to deny, so touchable
I’ll get down on one knee
A wedding ring, she will love it

I love that squirrel, we got married
And her dress was oh so hairy
I kissed that squirrel and I did flip
And both her parents are happy
You say it’s wrong
It felt so right
Our kids are due in July
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 76

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UnKnownRO - June 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Mr ROdent Man, loved this crazy ditty, Sir. . . . And good luck with your kids !!
Lover of Todd - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
That was a crazy parody. I hope you two have a good life together.
alexis - June 23, 2008 - Report this comment
i was lol-ing all the way through. good job dude. that was great.
syllable nazi - June 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Squirrel had TWO syllables last time I checked; Squi-rrel ;-)
dancer_wha_wha! - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
omg...that was soo funny!! haha i like the end where it says 'our kids are due in july' haha :) loved it! nice work
Christie Marie M - July 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice Parody! It got me thinking back to the movie "The Sword in the Stone" where the boy (who got turned into a squirrel by Merlin) kissed a lady squirrel! 555!
Billie - August 04, 2008 - Report this comment
That was sooo funny! I laughed the whole way through! You dudes ROCK!!!!!!
miss - September 12, 2008 - Report this comment
i made a t-shirt for this song
Monica - September 15, 2008 - Report this comment
wow... ur like the next Weird Al or somthing lol i cant wait to hear this be an actual song! lol even tho it was a little cheesy when u said "acorn chapstick" lol but still, a great hilarious song... GOOD LUCK WITH UR SQUIRBYs!!! (squirrel babies ;]) lol
Silver Power - June 12, 2009 - Report this comment
It was a cool parody, but not the greatest. The Acorn Chapstick didn't really do it for me, and pacing was off at times, but it was a good effort, especially being the first Katy Perry parody on this site. 444, though.
Timmy1000 - June 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Strangely demented, but a good parody. Nice double meaning in "I lover her tail".
Agrimorfee - June 15, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Nothing wrong with pacing "squirrel" as "girl" in my region of the country. This was a pretty good parody, and "Acorn chapstick" was one of the better gags IMHO.
Guy - June 20, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC05I)

If you were Bullwinkle Boris and Natasha would refer to the two of you as "Smooch and Squirrel". This concept is totally nuts but it works. DKTOS but I listened to the Youtube OS and it played quite well. And WOW - 5255 views is the most I have ever seen on a single parody. Nice job and what Agri said about pacing squirrel with girl.
Matthias - June 23, 2009 - Report this comment
This wasn't too bad at all... It was a pretty good get although it does have a bit of room for improvement but being the first Katy Perry parody on Amiright deserves credit where credit is due.
Stuart McArthur - June 24, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) the funniest thing was the visual imagery of you and the squirrel going on long romantic strolls through the park, Abbott, closely followed by the idea that all squirrel-targetted foodstuffs should be acorn flavoured - lol - 555
Max Power - June 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Okay furry :D
bobpiecheese - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5I) Maybe a bit too much of the OS left in here, but as a concept it was just brilliant. 555 for sure!
Leo Keough - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Great title switch and follow-through on the theme!!!...You might want to work on varying the choruses to achieve more punchlines...555!!!
Red Ant - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
A great furry love parody. I'd love to see a video for this; it would be nuts!
Below Average Dave - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Interestingly--this idea has been done before, but then again, I (verb) a (noun) is such a common parody target that it can be done a million times, and there will still be ideas out there for it, and yours is clearly different from the others. You missed a number of rhymes buddy, but very fun idea--even if I'm "I Kissed a Girl"'d out because of my recent show. . .hope you become a regular in the contests, you aren't new to parody, that's for sure;)
Jeff Reuben - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Pretty off the wall idea for a frequent target :)
Invisible Boy - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
This worked for me. You did a good job with all the "squirrel" cliches.
Jacob Marley - December 04, 2013 - Report this comment
No Way!! I have been singing this song without knowing it existed!!! I would always type it in computer lab. Too Funny!! My version was "I kissed a squirrel and I liked it The taste of her almond chopstick!!!" I would sing it throughout the halls!!

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