Song Parodies -> I Kissed a Squirrel
| Original Song Title: | "I Kissed a Girl" |
| Original Performer: | Katy Perry |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Kissed a Squirrel" |
| Parody Written by: | Abbott Skelding |
I was never a rodent man
But on vacation
I saw here there, on a branch
Started conversation
She’s not what I'm used to
I walked her home that night
I got closer to her
Felt a sensation
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of her acorn chapstick
I kissed a squirrel and I did flip
I hope my parents don't find out
You say it’s wrong
It felt so right
I think I'm in love tonight
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it
We go for long walks in the park
I feel so reborn
We sleep on a bed made of bark
Eat lots of acorns
It might sound quite taboo
It’s a love that can’t fail
My friends get so confused
But I love her tail
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of her acorn chapstick
I kissed a squirrel and I did flip
I hope my parents don't find out
You say it’s wrong
It felt so right
I think I'm in love tonight
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it
My squirrel, she is so beautiful
Soft fur, nice tail, so kissable
Hard to deny, so touchable
I’ll get down on one knee
A wedding ring, she will love it
I love that squirrel, we got married
And her dress was oh so hairy
I kissed that squirrel and I did flip
And both her parents are happy
You say it’s wrong
It felt so right
Our kids are due in July
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it
But on vacation
I saw here there, on a branch
Started conversation
She’s not what I'm used to
I walked her home that night
I got closer to her
Felt a sensation
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of her acorn chapstick
I kissed a squirrel and I did flip
I hope my parents don't find out
You say it’s wrong
It felt so right
I think I'm in love tonight
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it
We go for long walks in the park
I feel so reborn
We sleep on a bed made of bark
Eat lots of acorns
It might sound quite taboo
It’s a love that can’t fail
My friends get so confused
But I love her tail
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of her acorn chapstick
I kissed a squirrel and I did flip
I hope my parents don't find out
You say it’s wrong
It felt so right
I think I'm in love tonight
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it
My squirrel, she is so beautiful
Soft fur, nice tail, so kissable
Hard to deny, so touchable
I’ll get down on one knee
A wedding ring, she will love it
I love that squirrel, we got married
And her dress was oh so hairy
I kissed that squirrel and I did flip
And both her parents are happy
You say it’s wrong
It felt so right
Our kids are due in July
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it
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Mr ROdent Man, loved this crazy ditty, Sir. . . . And good luck with your kids !!
That was a crazy parody. I hope you two have a good life together.
i was lol-ing all the way through. good job dude. that was great.
Squirrel had TWO syllables last time I checked; Squi-rrel ;-)
omg...that was soo funny!! haha i like the end where it says 'our kids are due in july' haha :) loved it! nice work
Nice Parody! It got me thinking back to the movie "The Sword in the Stone" where the boy (who got turned into a squirrel by Merlin) kissed a lady squirrel! 555!
That was sooo funny! I laughed the whole way through! You dudes ROCK!!!!!!
i made a t-shirt for this song
wow... ur like the next Weird Al or somthing lol
i cant wait to hear this be an actual song! lol
even tho it was a little cheesy when u said "acorn chapstick" lol but still, a great hilarious song... GOOD LUCK WITH UR SQUIRBYs!!! (squirrel babies ;]) lol
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