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Song Parodies -> "Facebook Addict"

Original Song Title:

"East Jesus Nowhere"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Facebook Addict"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

My first parody in three months. Hope you like! Original Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3u0NR21blw
What Backstreet Boys member am I?
What is the exact date I will die?
Do my best friends have something to hide?
Can't answer this when you're outside
(Log on!)- And then sit down
(Stay there!)- And look around
(Look now!)- There's an update
(Don't sleep!)- You could miss it

People keep writing on my wall
Stay online so I can read them all
Been a week, I’m still not leaving
Who knew this site was so addicting?

I'm on all night and day
I do not dare to go outside
OMG...IDK
Why I am such a Facebook addict

Oh, come on mom, one more minute
It’s only been a month since I logged in
I’ll do my homework later, or next week, but that I still doubt
And there’s no way I’ll study for my test

I only see my family
When they're on Facebook, just like me
My profile pic, oh so flattering
I spent three days taking the damned thing

I’ve got a failing grade
In class- that’s my status online
OMG...IDK
Why I am such a Facebook addict

Please poke me
Photo tag me
Request me
I’m always on here

No longer a want, it’s now a need
It’s the place where I learned to read
MySpace is the opposition
Facebook-ism is my religion

I’m on all night and day
And will be till the day I die
OMG...IDK
Why I am so addicted...

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Pacing: 4.4
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 17

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blackjack21 - November 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Glad you could tear yourself away from Fakebook long enough to write this parody. Good job.
Agrimorfee - February 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Sorry but I could not follow the pace on any part except the "OMG IDK" section. Pretty good summation of the FB phenomenon (i just joined up a month ago, and if I am not careful, I could spend half a day there!)
Peter Andersson - February 20, 2010 - Report this comment
What's facebook?

Just kidding! :-)
Chris Bodily TM - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment
(Wild Card) Pretty catchy! DKTOS, but I love your take on a popular site, a popular band, a popular subject... and I'm glad I got your references. You have 555 friend requests!
Medemia - February 28, 2010 - Report this comment
I'll comment on this one when I am done with my farm, my cafe, my restaurant, my mafia, my wrestlers and my bejeweled. Hope you can wait 555 seconds while I do all that.Are you still waiting? It is real good. Oh wait, my cake is burning!
Ethan Mawyer - February 28, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm getting the feeling that all my comments should be "what agri said" except I've been a facebook member for (gasp) 5 years now and it's amazing how much people use it now. On the flip side, for those who know how to take advantage (not me) the facebook culture seems really conducive to parody video sharing.
Jack Wilson - February 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Good job! 5s
Below Average Dave - February 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Not a member of Facebook, at least not intentionally they kinda have an auto thing with artists. . .but I have nothing to do with it. . .anyhow, interesting parody. . .cool title switch. Pacing seemed a tad rough, but love TOS
Matthias - February 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Loved this new Green Day song but something about this was iffy in my book... I do use Facebook but something just didn't sit right.
Mark Scotti - May 04, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC) Never used Facebook, but great job on the parody!
Matthias - May 04, 2010 - Report this comment
See the post above on your wall.
Nick Zeman - May 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Good Facebook Parody. One of the complaints against Facebook users is they're always posting their "life story" every little bit of what they do throughout the day. Before one can fault the user they have to understand that people in charge of Facebook have enabled them to do it. Facebook parodies should get nothing less than a 4-4-4 in my opinion. There's another parody around here called I'M NOT YOUR (FACEBOOK) FRIEND. Great parody!
Andria - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC E & F) Not into social networking, but excellent parody. Someone would have to pay me a million bucks tax-free and give me a new Fiat 500 to goad me into joining any of these sites.
Below Average Dave - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
I don't know why Abbott, but on the second read, the pacing seemed to work better for me. . .I wish I could say why, but who cares, I enjoyed it more this time around than the first. Still not a Facebook Addict, but the use of OMG IDK in the parody was funny, and as a Green Day fanatic, its always nice to see a parody of them!
DJ Blaze - May 22, 2010 - Report this comment
I agree with Dave, I'm not a Facebook addict, but I like Green Day and this parody. Creative rhymes. 555
bobpiecheese - May 23, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC-EF) Okay, this is officially the best Green Day parody I've ever read. Just...perfect. Here's 555 and about ten billion notices from Farcebook!
Jesus - May 24, 2010 - Report this comment
This sucked!
not telling - April 24, 2011 - Report this comment
nice job that was awesome

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