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Song Parodies -> "Down My Frontside"

Original Song Title:

"The Great Divide"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Scott Stapp

Parody Song Title:

"Down My Frontside"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

this song is about the most embarrassing thing you can do, wet yourself...
I have run to the bathroom
To stop certain doom
That's not fun
I've waited for someone to leave,
And it felt like I blew up
You were
In there when I needed to
With each second, my leg got warm
Then you
Come out, but it's too late;
you said
You were very sorry
But it kept flowingflowing
Down my leg, past my knees

I had to pee
Did not make it
Now I'm just embarrassed cause I went down my frontside
I had to pee

I've been inside the bathroom
With the door open,
One foot inside
The toilet...it was just so clogged
I almost started to cry
I have
Held it when I was weak,
I've been
Holding so nervously
But it keeps
Flowingflowing
Down my leg, past my knees

I had to pee
Did not make it
Now I'm just embarrassed cause I went down my frontside
I had to pee
Did not make it
Now I'm just embarrassed cause I went down my frontside
I had to pee

Oh...this feels so wonderful
Oh...oo...oh...this feels so wonderful
Nothing's changed
As I complain, it's down my leg
But it feels wonderful
I lost my pride
My pant's have dried
Down my frontside
But it felt wonderful

(x3)I had to pee
Did not make it
Now I'm just embarrassed cause I went down my frontside
I had to pee

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 4

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Huff - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Well............... all I can say is 333.
pete_bullet_182 - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
absolute garbage, you should be ashamed scott stapp that is for bein crap, good parody though
Matthias - May 11, 2014 - Report this comment
Personally I was never a huge fan of bathroom humor parodies for the sake of just bathroom humor. A fart is just a fart and a pee in your pants is just a pee in your pants. There wasn't really that much humor in here other than the sheer grossness of pissing your pants.
Blaydeman - May 12, 2014 - Report this comment
(ABC) I'm also not very big on humor like this. Technically it's a solid write, Abbott. Pacing was great and rhymes were good. THis kind of humor really doesn't appeal to me. Sorry.
Jeff Reuben - May 13, 2014 - Report this comment
Billy Madison approves, and pours water on the front of his pants so you're not as embarrassed.
Agrimorfee - May 13, 2014 - Report this comment
My 7 year old son and I were sitting on the couch, reading this, hearing the song and singing your words at the top of our lungs and having a blast. That says a lot. Greatest opening line and best(worst) title sub I have heard in a while. I hate to be critical about the repetitiveness of the chorus, but I am not sure what else you could have done.
bobpiecheese - May 13, 2014 - Report this comment
(ABC) This was okay, but a tad repetitive and, like Matthias said, not a lot to it other than "this guy pissed his pants and the Creed guy is singing about it". Not bad, but not your best, either.

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