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Song Parodies -> "2 Girls 1 Cup"

Original Song Title:

"Red Solo Cup"

Original Performer:

Toby Keith

Parody Song Title:

"2 Girls 1 Cup"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Please, if you have not seen this video, for the love of everything holy, DO NOT look it up. If you absolutely need to know what it is, there is a link with info at the bottom. Original Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqgUIKYVKmY
Now, who thought this up, it’s not a good idea
I’m warning you, please wait ‘till I’m done bracin’ ya
Unless, sir, you are into coprophagia
I’m sorry, but I’ll have to pass

‘Cause, two girls one cup, it’s not even watchable
It will bring you tears and prob’ly some nausea
And when it’s all done, rather have chlamydia
Than to watch them have a blast
Noo!

Two girls one cup
Made me throw up
Starts off as naughty
Then gets revolting

I beg you, do not look up
Two girls one cup
And you will thank me
Don’t try to blame me

It’s one minute long, but don’t go very fast
‘Cause by second eight, they’re enjoying a snack
And when it’s all done, you just can’t relax
Because, my friends, you’ll feel yucky

Please do not look it up, cause you’ll wish that you didn’t
Rather punch a puppy or dropkick a kitten
In most normal countries, I’m sure it’s forbidden
And I bet it smells re-al funky

Two girls one cup
Made me throw up
You’ll have to trust me
It’s just disgusting

I beg you, do not look up
Two girls one cup
It’s pretty nasty
Sounds awfully crappy…

Man, my roommates a douche, said “You wanna see hooters?”
Duct taped me down right near his computer
When it was done, “I would rather be neutered
than be forced to watch it again!”

Two girls one cup, you are awfully tragic
You're so nauseating, the scars left are massive
And believe me that it is not at all pornographic
Even though it starts out that way…

Two girls one cup, please don’t bring it up!
(No! No! No! God, no!)
Please, just make it (END!) end!
(End! End! End! Oh God!)
Dear God, just make it end!

Two girls one cup
Made me throw up
It’s so alarming
It’s so brain harming

I hate you, two girls one cup
Don’t look it up
And you can thank me
No hanky panky!

Two girls one cup
Don’t look it up
I would much rather
See a blue waffle!

Two girls one cup
Don’t look it up
You can be happy
Life’s not THAT crappy…

You’ll throw up! (No, no, no)
Don’t look up! (Oh God, no!)
You’ll be done! (No, no, no)
Info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_girls_1_cup (NOTE: Coprophagia is pronounced COP-ROW-FAGE-EE-AH...you can look up the definition) (NOTE 2: Blue Waffle is an equally disgusting thing on the internet that you shouldn't look up)

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Matthias - October 13, 2012 - Report this comment
I approve of parodying Toby Keith but the fact that it was a tribute to "Two Girls One Cup" makes me feel real sick just thinking about that video. Good parody but terrible, terrible topic!
Flash Flood - October 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Believe you me, I have been on the Internet long enough to know there are worse things than 2 Girls 1 Cup.
Macaroni Man - October 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Clicked the Wikipedia link; I had no idea that it was a whole movie. Maybe that's what they should show on the televisions in jail.
Max Power - June 25, 2014 - Report this comment
I heard about it and it can make you puke. Could be worse, remember the pain Olympics?
Agrimorfee - June 26, 2014 - Report this comment
Nasty stuff, clever parody (but I think you could have found a better rhyme for clamhydia).
Blaydeman - July 01, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I was thoroughly impressed by this parody! I didn't know how much you could do with this topic and not get revolting, but you did a fantastic job of alluding to the video without actually giving any of the horrific details. This song is deceptively hard to pace, and you did a masterful job. You wowed me with this one, Abbott! 555
bobpiecheese - July 01, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) My brother knows of one advantage of 2 Girls 1 Cup: mention it while eating with people more squeamish than you, then you get their food! Great parody here, major kudos for working in coprophagia. 555 bags of brain bleach!

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