Fun Music Information -> Toby Keith

This is the most recent information about Toby Keith that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Toby Keith, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Toby Kieth, Toby Keith & Willie Nelson, Toby Keith and Willie Nelson, Tob Keith, T. Keith

Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Toby Keith Coval. Submitted by: Trevor

Strange Offspring Names:

Steelin - Submitted by: britt
Stelen - It's a cute name! Submitted by: Singer

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits	Comments & Submitter Name
"Broken Bridges"	Movie sucked. Awful acting. He should stick to singing. - Jessie W.

Former Career:

Name	New Career	Comments & Submitter Name
"Toby Keith"	"Oilfield worker and semi-pro football player"	Toby was in his 30's before he got his first record contract. - Cheeseburger in Parodies

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"American Stranger"	"American Solider"	Matthias
"I'm a retard"	"I love this bar"	lindz
"How do you milk a cow"	"How do you like me now"	so blissful

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name	Comments & Submittor Name
"She Hates Me"	"Me Too," Toby Keith	Billy Boyd
"I Wanna Talk About Me"	"You're So Vain," Carly Simon	Martha Hankins
"Who's Your Daddy?"	"I Am Mine," Pearl Jam	Huh? What? - Brian Kelly
"Get Drunk and Be Somebody"	"Call Me When You're Sober," Evanescence	Martha Hankins
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Beer Or My Horses" originally "Beer For My Horses"

Regina Haniger

"Bee For My Horses" originally "Beer For My Horses"

Regina Haniger

"Beer For My Hoses" originally "Beer For My Horses"

Beverly Stiles

"God To Go To Mexico" originally "Good To Go To Mexico"

Yvonne Sindri

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Get Drunk And Beg Somebody" originally "Get Drunk And Be Somebody"

Gee, I've known people who do that!

Heather Brockwell

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Deer For My Horses" originally "Beer For My Horses"

What would they do with deer?

Gretchen Wieners

"Bees For My Horses" originally "Beer For My Horses"

Hope they're not allergic to bee sting.

Gretchen Wieners

"Bear For My Horses" originally "Beer For My Horses"

Ah, wouldn't a bear spook a horse?

Beverly Stiles

"Beer For My Houses" originally "Beer For My Horses"

Beverly Stiles

"Beef For My Horses" originally "Beer For My Horses"

Um....carnivorous horses?

Beverly Stiles

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Recordings:

Feb 26 "I'll Never Smoke Weed With Toby Again" by Merry Standish Comedy a parody of "Weed With Willie" by Toby Keith

Willie Nelson's lament about his pot bust after Toby Keith bragged about smoking with him on The Colbert Report. Merry Standish Comedy: (.mov) (Comments)

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"My List"	"My Hit List"	Matthias
"Beer For My Horses"	"I Did It."	Leprechaun
"Whiskey Girl"	"Herpes Girl"	The Artist Formerly Known as Mike
"I Wanna Talk About Me"	"I Will Hock My Wedding Ring"	Laurie Alexander
"If I Was Jesus"	"He's The Fridge Penguin"	Matthias
"I Wanna Talk About Me"	"I Wanna Talk About Cheese"	Zakery "The Weird Man" Wood
"Should've Been A Cowboy"	"Should've Been A Hippie"	idk my name
"Red, White and Blue"	"Fat Guy With Food"	Codi Bowersox
"Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue"	"Courtesy of the Brown, Stained and Poo"	poomaster
"Should've Been A Cowboy"	"Should've Been A Pirate"	Jeff Wilder
There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
She's A Hottie	America's Next Top Model	Edward
I Love This Bar	Cingular Wireless	Mike D.
Beer For My Horses	Budweiser	Matthias

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Courtesy Of The Red, White, And Blue	OBL's Answering Machine	Gustav Deuchman
I Love This Bar	AA	Ezra
Courtesy Of The Red White And Blue (The Angry American)	Anger Management Hotline	Lucy
Who's Your Daddy?	Adoption agency/Orphanage	Ed
The Taliban Song	Afghan Goverment	B'dale boy
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
Cars Gary Neuman	Crash Here Tonight Toby Keith	Cars Crash Here Tonight The theme song for a demolition derby.	Ed
How Was I To Know? Reba McEntire	You Shouldn't Kiss Me Like This Toby Keith	How Was I To Know You Shouldn't Kiss Me Like This? Now would someone unlock our braces puh-lease!	Ed
Can You Hear The Song? Wayne Newton	How Do You Like Me Now? Toby Keith	Can You Hear Me Now? Perfect for Verizon Wireless!	Martha Irvin
Does That Blue Moon Ever Shine On You? Toby Keith	Neon Moon Brooks And Dunn	Does That Blue Neon Moon Ever Shine On You?	Ed

Misheard Lyrics:

"Weed With Willie" Misheard Lyrics: I made this cow bungee jump. Original Lyrics: I may discount bungee jump.	"My List" Misheard Lyrics: Under an old brass microwave is my list of things to do today. Original Lyrics: Under an old brass paperweight is my list of things to do today.
"Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue" Misheard Lyrics: 'Cause we'll put a bullet in your a It's the American way. Original Lyrics: 'Cause we'll put a boot in your a It's the American way.	"I Should Have Been A Cowboy" Misheard Lyrics: Wearing my sex shoe Original Lyrics: I'd be wearing my six shooter.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"I Should Have Been A Cowboy"

Misheard Lyrics:

Wearing my sex shoe

Original Lyrics:

I'd be wearing my six shooter.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Staci

Ever since I was a kid I thought Toby Keith was saying 'sex shoe'. I never understood what that meant, now I know why. My boyfriend couldn't catch his breath he was laughing so hard.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Repetitive Lyrics:

"I Wanna Talk About Me"

The Repetitive Lyrics:

I wanna about me!

Why They're Repetitive:

This is my all-time favorite song, I love Toby Keith, Travis Tritt, and Alan Jackson, but Toby just repeats himself too many times!

Submitted by: Bailey

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Beer For My Horses"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses

Why They're Nonsensical:

Um, yeah, let's waste perfectly good beer on a bunch of horses! No wonder country music sucks, with songs like this.

Submitted by: Mean Gene

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Get Drunk And Be Somebody"

The Song Lyrics:

I'm gonna get drunk and be somebody

Song They Mention:

Be Somebody, by Melissa Manchester

Submitted by: Renee Keener

Boasts in Song Lyrics:

"I Wanna Talk About Me"

The Boasting Lyrics:

I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about I
I wanna talk about number one
Old my me my
What I like
What I know
What I want
What I see
I like talkin' 'bout
You you you you usually
But occasionally
I wanna talk about me.

Comments:

It sounds like Toby is only thinking of himself and that's very selfish.

Submitted by: Veruca Pepper