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Fun Music Information -> Toby Keith

This is the most recent information about Toby Keith that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Toby Keith, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Toby Kieth, Toby Keith & Willie Nelson, Toby Keith and Willie Nelson, Tob Keith, T. Keith

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Toby Keith Coval. Submitted by: Trevor

Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:

  • Steelin - Submitted by: britt
  • Stelen - It's a cute name! Submitted by: Singer

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"Broken Bridges"Movie sucked. Awful acting. He should stick to singing. - Jessie W.

Former Career:

Name
New Career
Comments & Submitter Name
"Toby Keith""Oilfield worker and semi-pro football player"Toby was in his 30's before he got his first record contract. - Cheeseburger in Parodies

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Get Drunk And Beat Somebody""Get Drunk And Be Somebody"Ursula Turpin
"American Stranger""American Solider"Matthias
"I'm a retard""I love this bar"lindz
"How do you milk a cow""How do you like me now"so blissful

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"She's Perfect,"No person is perfect.Yvette Bristle

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Weapon Of Choice," Fatboy Slim"Bullets In The Gun," Toby Keith
"Big Ol' Truck," Toby Keith"Drive It On Home," Toby Keith
"What Do I Have To Do?," Stabbing Westward"Die With Your Boots On," Toby Keith
"Small Talk," Roxette"A Little Less Talk And A Lot More Action," Toby Keith
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"The Taiban Song" originally "The Taliban Song"
Taiban is a town in New Mexico.
Wendy Torrance
"Beer Or My Horses" originally "Beer For My Horses"
Regina Haniger
"Bee For My Horses" originally "Beer For My Horses"
Regina Haniger
"Beer For My Hoses" originally "Beer For My Horses"
Beverly Stiles
"God To Go To Mexico" originally "Good To Go To Mexico"
Yvonne Sindri

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Whiskery Girl" originally "Whiskey Girl"
Must be a hormone imbalance.
Connie Brady
"How Do Ya Like Men Now" originally "How Do Ya Like Me Now"
Rychendroll
"How Do Ya Like Mel Now" originally "How Do Ya Like Me Now"
Rychendroll
"How Do Ya Like Meg Now" originally "How Do Ya Like Me Now"
Rychendroll
"How Do Ya Like Med Now" originally "How Do Ya Like Me Now"
said the nurse to the patient
Rychendroll

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"I Move This Bar" originally "I Love This Bar"
Peter
"As Gold As I Once Was" originally "As Good As I Once Was"
Peter
"Who's That Max" originally "Who's That Man"
Edward
"I Wanna Walk About Me" originally "I Wanna Talk About Me"
Barring an out-of-body experience, unlikely.
Tracy Frummond
"Deer For My Horses" originally "Beer For My Horses"
What would they do with deer?
Gretchen Wieners

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

Nov 15
a parody of "Red Solo Cup" by Toby Keith
Jeff Reuben does the vocals & Matthias wrote the lyrics to this tribute to the WAR ON CHRISTMAS!!! Who wants some coffee?
www.ogterps.com: (m4a)
Mar 25
a parody of "Beer For My Horses" by Toby Keith
To the poor suffering (and forgiving) wives like mine!
YouTube: (mp3, windows media)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Made in America""Crazed Vegetarian"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Red Solo Cup""Blue Liberal Wall"Toni Jo-Ann Anderson
"As Good as I Once Was""Your Foot's Inside Your Jaw"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Red Solo Cup""Red Starbucks Cup"Matthias
"Should've Been A Cowboy""Stranded As A Towel Boy"Blaydeman
"A Little Less Talk, A Lot More Action""When I Tried To Moonwalk..."Agrimorfee
"Honkytonk U""Donkey Kong U"Matthias
"I Love This Bar""I Hate Slow Cars"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Weed With Willy""Cheese On My Willy"Dave Ferretti
"Red Solo Cup""2 Girls 1 Cup"Abbott Skelding

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
She's A HottieAmerica's Next Top ModelEdward
I Love This BarCingular WirelessMike D.
Beer For My HorsesBudweiserMatthias

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Who's Your Daddy?Paternity Testing ServiceRaphael
Courtesy Of The Red, White, And BlueOBL's Answering MachineGustav Deuchman
I Love This BarAAEzra
Courtesy Of The Red White And Blue (The Angry American)Anger Management HotlineLucy
Who's Your Daddy?Adoption agency/OrphanageEd
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Mama Tried
   Merle Haggard
A Little Less Talk And A Lot More Action
   Toby Keith
Mama Tried A Little Less Talk And A Lot More Action
And really revved up her and Daddy's love life!
Edward
Big Ol' Fire
   Diamond Rio
Big Ol' Truck
   Toby Keith
Big Ol' Fire Truck
Edward
Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy
   Big & Rich
Beer For My Horses
   Toby Keith
Save Beer For My Horses, Ride A Cowboy
Two crazy songs made crazier still!
Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Cars
   Gary Numan
Crash Here Tonight
   Toby Keith
Cars Crash Here Tonight
The theme song for a demolition derby.
Ed
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Toby Keith Urban
Toby Keith combined with Keith Urban
A collaboration of male country music performers!
Submitted By: nally

Misheard Lyrics:

"I Wanna Talk About Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like talkin' about you, you, you, you, Jolene.
Original Lyrics:
I like talkin' about you, you, you, you, usually.
"Wish I Didn't Know Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather go on loving blind girls
Than go on loving without you
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather go on loving blind, Girl
Than go on loving without you
"Made in America"
Misheard Lyrics:
He ain't pickle dust; he's just made in America.
Original Lyrics:
He ain't prejudiced; he's just made in America
"Red Solo Cup"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red Solo cup I fill you up
Let's have a party
Rosita party
Original Lyrics:
Red Solo cup I fill you up
Let's have a party
Proceed to party
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Made in America"
Misheard Lyrics:
He ain't pickle dust; he's just made in America.
Original Lyrics:
He ain't prejudiced; he's just made in America

Story about this misheard lyric by: Bonnie Hoy

I knew "pickle dust" couldn't be right, but I couldn't understand the lyrics until I listened to it several times.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"I Wanna Talk About Me"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
I wanna about me!
Why They're Repetitive:
This is my all-time favorite song, I love Toby Keith, Travis Tritt, and Alan Jackson, but Toby just repeats himself too many times!
Submitted by: Bailey
 

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Beer For My Horses"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses
Why They're Nonsensical:
Um, yeah, let's waste perfectly good beer on a bunch of horses! No wonder country music sucks, with songs like this.
Submitted by: Mean Gene
 

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"I Should've Been A Cowboy"
The Lyrics:
I should have been a cowboy
I should have learned to rope and ride
Wearing my six-shooter, working on a cattle drive
Stealing young girls' hearts
Just like Gene and Roy
Who They Mention:
Gene Autry and Roy Rogers
Submitted by: Tarzan
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Red Solo Cup"
The Lyrics:
Red Solo cup, I fill you up.
Product Brand Name:
Solo cups (a brand of plastic glasses/cups).
Submitted by: Edward
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Get Drunk And Be Somebody"
The Song Lyrics:
I'm gonna get drunk and be somebody
Song They Mention:
Be Somebody, by Melissa Manchester
Submitted by: Renee Keener
 

Boasting in Song Lyrics:

"I Wanna Talk About Me"
The Boasting Lyrics:
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about I
I wanna talk about number one
Old my me my
What I like
What I know
What I want
What I see
I like talkin' 'bout
You you you you usually
But occasionally
I wanna talk about me.
Comments:
It sounds like Toby is only thinking of himself and that's very selfish.
Submitted by: Veruca Pepper
 

Song Title Space Change:

"How Do You LIke Men, Ow!" originally "How Do You Like Me Now?"
Submitted by: Edward

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"My List"
The Lyrics:
So why put off for tomorrow
What I could get done today?
Why:
Passive voice. It should be "So why put off for tomorrow what I can do today?"
Submitted by: Isac
 

Band Name Anagrams:

Hot Bike, Ty Submitted by: hamburger456
Hot Bi Tyke Submitted by: Tiffany Furlong

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"God Love Her"
The Lyrics:
She kissed her mama goodbye, said I'll be sure and phone ya. She called her from a truck stop in Tucson Arizona.
Why:
Tucson Arizona
Submitted by: Edward
"Stays in Mexico"
The Lyrics:
He woke up in the morning and he made a little telephone call
To check on his wife and his kids back in Sioux Falls
Why:
the man is having an affair on vacation in mexico and calls his family back in Sioux Falls, SD to check on them.
Submitted by: Melissa Sutton

Song Title Acrostics:

HI: "Hit It"
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Guy Like Earls That Drink Beer" originally "I Like Girls That Drink Beer"
If grammatical changes "like" from verb. to prep.
Submitted by: Karen Smith
"I Like Burls That Drink Gear" originally "I Like Girls That Drink Beer"
Makes no sense, but a flawless spoonerism.
Submitted by: Karen Smith
"Mere Whore By Forces" originally "Beer For My Horses"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Get Sunk And Be Drum Body" originally "Get Drunk And Be Somebody"
How that makes one a drum body is a mystery!
Submitted by: Doodah Bobo

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Colby Teeth originally "Toby Keith"
If you would brush, that cheese wouldn't build up.
Submitted by: Tigger

Movies Named After Song Titles:

"Beer For My Horses"
Toby recently made a movie based on the song.
Submitted by: hekifier

TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics:

"I Should've Been A Cowboy"
The Lyrics:
I bet you've never heard ole Marshall Dillon say
Miss Kitty have you ever thought of running away
Why:
Gunsmoke
Submitted by: Tarzan
 

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