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Song Parodies -> "Crazed Vegetarian"

Original Song Title:

"Made in America"

Original Performer:

Toby Keith

Parody Song Title:

"Crazed Vegetarian"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

You have vegetarians, and then you have one of those vegetarians. You know, one of those crazy asshole ones that ruin it for everyone else? Well, this dude has...
I love ham in bulk, man
You don't like it? Then that's real grand
Go eat that which fills your hole
Please don't depart cause I eat sheep parts
Call me cruel, I think that's harsh
Since I don't kill 'em myself, you know

False that I don't like you cause you think steak is harm
I'm alright with those diets that aren't
Mine, but I abhor when you roar in my face that I ate roast Sean last Sunday
Sucks you invoked Wallace & Gromit
As a pretty weak-sauce attempt to guilt-trip
You're a bad cliché, old mate, crazed vegetarian

No patience, right, for those who write
"CHILD MURDERER!!1" on my social websites
Just cause I once ate veal, that's not okay
What's far less cool, you great tool
Is the "kiddin'" line you pull
When you post those Holocaust pics on my page

I'd be alright with you hidin' eyes from my parm
Chicken thighs hold for you zero charm
Beliefs you hold core make me sore only when it goes into harassment, mate
So I dig into some roasted pig
Don't throw red paint on me like some PETA prick
I'm so sick of this, you thick, crazed vegetarian

Failin' to argue, man, black/white insanity
All your claims are butchered facts

Humans are plain not "frugivores", we're carn- by far
Neither diet's better, you fail hard
Don't get boners for blood and gore, I think slashers are crap, you should know that, mate
I just like meat, I'm no addict
You're makin' me sorely regret bein' friends
Ev'ryone wishes you'd quit, crazed vegetarian
Crazed vegetarian
Crazed vegetarian

A livin' bad trope, my man
Crazed vegetarian

Never actually met one of those kinda vegetarians in real life, to be fair. Probably a good thing, given my predilection for giant slabs on non-bacon meats.

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