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Song Parodies -> "Triple Dog Dare"

Original Song Title:

"Frosty the Snowman"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Triple Dog Dare"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Day 15 (I forgot to submit over the weekend) of my "25 Days of Christmas Parody" challenge. "Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!" Original Song
“Frost on the pole, man!”
Said my third grade classmate, Joel -
“If you lick that ice, your tongue will get froze
...at least that’s what I was told!”

“Frost on the pole? Nah!
Your tongue will not freeze that way.”
I was not prepared when “Triple Dog Dare!”
Got thrown down on that day

And that’s when Ben and Patrick
And the whole class gathered ‘round.
I stuck my tongue out of my head
And I couldn’t move around!

Frost on the pole, man!
Eyes were wide, could not believe
And the kids that stayed
They all look dismayed
A stunned silence around me

Frost on the pole, man!
Wish the sun was out that day
Couldn’t feel my tongue
When the school bell rung
The whole class had ran away

“Is a student missing?”
Little Susie raised her hand
Softly said “Out there…”, the teacher got scared
Called a cop and ambulance

Then I’m surrounded all around
By EMTs and cops
They got close and grabbed a camera and
They took a couple shots!

“Mister policeman…”
Tried with all my might to say…
“Please get me unstuck.”
“But we’re late for lunch…
We’ll come back later today.”

Thtuckity thtuck thtuck
Thtuckity thtuck thtuck
Can thomone thlet me go?
Thtuckity thtuck thtuck
Thtuckity thtuck thtuck
Where’d everyone go!?

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Matthias - December 18, 2018 - Report this comment
LOVE A Christmas Story and this is a great scene from the movie. Maybe you can shoot it off with a Red Ryder BB Gun.
Jonathan - December 18, 2018 - Report this comment
nICE one! 5s

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