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Song Parodies -> "The Closest I Came To A PANIC! At The Disco Song Title (Indiscreet)"

Original Song Title:

"Bittersweet"

Original Performer:

PANIC! At The Disco

Parody Song Title:

"The Closest I Came To A PANIC! At The Disco Song Title (Indiscreet)"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

I've always wanted to have an absurdly long song title (like Panic! at the Disco or Fall Out Boy)...and this gives me a chance to. Also, this song might not be for the weak stomached. Original Song
It’s disgusting...but you don’t give a crap
“You’re so annoying!” “So-o-o?”
At the dinner table and you use your hands to eat
The napkin’s all tucked in like a bib for babies

You said you’ve got the flu, because you just threw up
“Shot from my face, it felt almost like a waterfall!
And it burned like mace!” My mind can’t erase...
Yeah, manners you must lack...don’t have them at all!

Everything you do is indiscreet
Yet you tell me secrets that you mustn’t repeat
You describe all of your poo’s with the shade of green
At dinner, you flossed your teeth
So indiscreet!

That stuff - please just don’t tell me!
That stuff - please just don’t tell me!

Bite your toenails and you’ve got dandruff
“What keeps me up at night...
Dreams are the naughty ones
Oh please just let me have this chat
You’ll see it’s not that bad
But it involves a porpoise...
And you’ll see that it’s worth it”

Everything you do is indiscreet
Your nose makes secretions that’s in need of upkeep
You just sit around naked, picking at your feet
Make fart noises while you eat...
So indiscreet!

That stuff - please just don’t tell me!
That stuff - please just don’t tell me!
That stuff - please just don’t tell me!

Said to me-
“Check this scab on my knee...
It looks like Germany! Or an ear!” (I do not know what to do!)
And your ex Jane, loved when she screamed your name
And when she did that thing...
While dressed up as a maid...okay, you really need to leave!

The door’s open...while you’re taking a crap
I sit here list’ning to
Your damn commentary!

Everything you do is indiscreet
Say that you sleep naked while tangled in your sheets
I am going to hurt you, I feel my ears bleed!
I will not inspect your teeth
So indiscreet

Would you please listen to me!?
You’re indiscreet

Don’t care about that cow’s teet!
So indiscreet!

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Matthias - November 22, 2013 - Report this comment
Gross but in a fun way. 2008 Matthias would have hated this song because I was Anti-Everything Gross back then but now I realize that there is some good comedy hidden in nasty stuff.
bobpiecheese - December 16, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Well, I may have backed out on my Kanye West parody "Tactless", but it's good to know the idea did have merit. Fantastic parody here, 555!
Blaydeman - December 17, 2013 - Report this comment
Loved the idea, and the execution was flawless! Awesome, just awesome!
Max Power - December 17, 2013 - Report this comment
Great work.
Agrimorfee - December 17, 2013 - Report this comment
Well worth the wait as I vote on this Artistry round, this one made me laugh more than any of the others in this round. Well-played sir!

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