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Album cover parody of Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die! by Panic! At The Disco
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Band Name Origins:

  • The name Panic! at the Disco was taken from the song Panic by Name Taken. The line "panic at the disco, sat back and took it so slow.." inspired the band to take the first half and add some strategically placed punctuation. Submitted by: jaseyrae
  • They got it from the Name Taken's song, "Panic", which includes the lyrics, "Panic at the Disco." Submitted by: Erika

Stupid Band Names:

  • I know they don't use the exclamation point anymore, but when they DID, it was just plain awkward. No one puts an exclamation mark in the middle of a sentence or name!!! Submitted by: Jonathan S.
  • I remember the first time I heard of this band. Someone asked me "do you like panic at the disco?" I ACTUALLY thought do I like to panic when I'm at a disco? Such an idiotic name. Submitted by: Sarah

Former Career:

Name
New Career
Comments & Submitter Name
"Jon Walker""Starbucks"Yeah :) - Someone
"Jon Walker""Starbucks Shift Manager" - KatieKay

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Camisado"A camisado is a surprise attack of some sort, but even from the song it is hard to tell that that is really what it's about. - Person
"Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks"Prescribed pills To offset the shakes To offset the pills - Katy
"Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off"Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster. - Katy
"The Whole "A Fever You Can't Sweat Out" Album"Never ONCE on the whole album does it mention any part of the song's names (and "the or "I" don't count). The closest it comes to mentioning a song would be "Well, she's not bleeding on the BALLROOM FLOOR just for the attention" in Time to Dance. - Felicia
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"Basically, it's about some wedding. It has nothing to do with sins or tragedies. - Rainy Morris Day

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Party! at the DiscoThe first thing you'd do at a disco is to party!Archie C.
Pandemonium At The DiscoPanic and pandemonium seem to be related.Nicole Parsons
Panacea At The DiscoI've heard "panacea" used (mistakenly) for panic.Regina Hanige
Picnic At The DiscoRather have a picnic than a panic!Camilla Talking Bird
No People At The DiscoI don't think discos are popular anymore.Rocky

There are additional new band names available.

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"I Read Virtues Not Comedies""I Write Sins Not Tragedies"Obi Lame Kenobi
"Camisole""Camisado"Regina Haniger
"Fight in the Afternoon""Nine in the Afternoon"Dongquan
"But It's Better If You Poo""But It's Better If You Do"Chewi_Noodlez

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies,"Sins are not written, you do them or you don't.Peter
"The Piano Knows Something I Don't Know,"The piano can't 'Know' anything; it has no mind.Epic Unpseudonymous
"Nine In The Afternoon,"Chronologically, it's non-existent.Rip Jeans
"Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks,"Nails and tacks are NOT edible.Lizzie
"Behind the Sea,"You can't get behind the sea.Lizzie

There are additional literally impossible song titles available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Nothin' But A Good Time," Poison"Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time," Panic At The Disco
"What's Your Name?," Lynyrd Skynyrd"Miss Jackson," Panic! At The Disco
"You Don't Know What Love Is," The White Stripes"But It's Better If You Do," Panic At The Disco
"Hungry," Paul Revere & The Raiders"We're So Starving," Panic At The Disco
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Don't Threaten Me With A Good Tie" originally "Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time"
Laurie Cassid
"Don't Threaten Me With A God Time" originally "Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time"
Laurie Cassid
"Don't Threaten Me With A Goo Time" originally "Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time"
Laurie Cassid
"We're So Staring" originally "We're So Starving"
Iris Green
"We're So Staving" originally "We're So Starving"
Iris Green

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Made As Rabbits" originally "Mad As Rabbits"
Peter
"I Write Skins Not Tragedies" originally "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Eac Zeffron
"Snails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks" originally "Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks"
Jamie Burke
"I Write Sins Snot Tragedies" originally "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
rocky
"I Write Spins Not Tragedies" originally "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
rocky

Change a Letter:

"None In The Afternoon" originally "Nine In The Afternoon"
You're too late!
Dongquan
"Fine In The Afternoon" originally "Nine In The Afternoon"
Makes more sense.
Dongquan
"Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Shacks" originally "Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks"
Jamie Burke
"Nails For Breakfast, Tanks For Snacks" originally "Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks"
Jamie Burke
"Nails For Breakfast, Jacks For Snacks" originally "Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks"
Jacks as in the game of jacks?
Jamie Burke

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Miss Jackson""Ms. Pac-Man"Blaydeman
"This Is Gospel""If Only This Title Was As Clever As The Parody Itself"Agrimorfee
"Bittersweet""The Closest I Came To A PANIC! At The Disco Song Title (Indiscreet)"Abbott Skelding
"The Ballad of Mona Lisa""The Ballad of My Late Pizza"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies""You Write Crap Not Parodies"Just Flipp (2)
"Nine In The Afternoon""Robbed An Egyptian Tomb"Matthias
"Nine in the Afternoon""Three in the Afternoon"Abbott Skelding
"Myspace Beckoned All You Scene Kids""London Beckoned Songs About Money..."KeitiiFace
"I Write Sins, Not Tragedies""I Like Music, Not Crap"Ned Riley
"Time To Dance""(Almost) Time To Die"Felicia

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
I Write Sins, Not TradgediesMicrosoft Wordali
Time To DanceDancing LessonsRazorbill

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Build God, Then We'll TalkChurchSteph
Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For SnacksEating Disorders Clinici rock so much

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Sugar, We're Going Down
   Fall Out Boy
From A Mountain in the Middle of the Cabins
   Panic At The Disco!
Sugar, We're Going Down From A Mountain in the Middle of the Cabins
Kai
Tuesday Afternoon
   The Moody Blues
Nine in the Afternoon
   Panic at the Disco
Tuesday, Nine in the Afternoon
A forever Tuesday!
Paul Warren
The Reason
   Hoobastank
I Write Sins Not Tragedies
   Panic! At the Disco
The Reason I Write Sins Not Tragedies
cdplayer_frenzy
Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time
   Panic! At The Disco
Mama
   My Chemical Romance
Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time Mama
Kaiden
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Widespread Panic! At The Disco
Widespread Panic combined with Panic! At The Disco
Submitted By: Jack
Fall Out Disco
Fall Out Boy combined with Panic At The Disco
Submitted By: G
Mike And The Mechanics! At The Disco
Mike And The Mechanics combined with Panic! At The Disco
Probably there to pick up their kids.
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
Fall Out! At The Disco, Boy
Fall Out Boy combined with Panic! At The Disco
Submitted By: Melissa

There are additional Panic! At The Disco Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Crazy=Genius"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crazy Evil Genius
Original Lyrics:
Crazy '=' Genius
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swirl it, shake it up
Original Lyrics:
Swear to shake it up
"Let's Kill Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where they always had belonged Cold hearts or colder socks
Original Lyrics:
Where they always have belonged Cold hearts brew colder songs
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Closing the garden door
Original Lyrics:
Closing a goddamn door
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Nicotine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I taste you on the hips and I can't get rid of you
So I say "Damn you kids and the awful things you do!"
Original Lyrics:
I taste you on my lips and I can't get rid of you
So I say "Damn your kiss and the awful things you do!"

Story about this misheard lyric by: Merky

I always pictured Brendon screaming at a bunch of kids fetching their ball from his yard or something whenever I heard this, then I looked up the lyrics and was relieved/amazed that Brendon wouldn't/has not yet done this.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"I write sins not tragedies"
Better Lyrics:
I chime in 'Haven't you people ever heard of brushing your goddamned teeth?!'
Original Lyrics:
I chime in 'Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamned door?!'
Submitted by: Andrea Huckstep

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Nine In The Afternoon"
The Funny Lyrics:
It looks like the end of history as we know
'Cause it's nine in the afternoon and your eyes are the size of the moon
Why They're Funny:
History is in the past, it's already happened and ended; also there is no such thing as nine in the afternoon because 9pm is evening.
Submitted by: Lauren
 

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Nine in the Afternoon"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
It's nine in the afternoon
Why They're Nonsensical:
I've experienced nine in the morning, and nine at night. But I've never experienced nine in the afternoon.
Submitted by: Ned Riley
 

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Camisado"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Can't take the kid from the fight
Take the fight from the kid
Sit back relax
Sit back, relapse again
Why They're Misrhymed:
Fight, kid, relax, again ... I SEE NO RESEMBLANCE, PEOPLE!
Submitted by: Razorbill
 

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Now I wish that I could find my clothes
Bedsheets and a morning rose
Why They're Dirty:
It's dirty once one would know what a "morning rose" is....
Submitted by: Anonymous
"Build God, Then We'll Talk"
The Dirty Lyrics:
(Along with the people inside) What a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Why They're Dirty:
The writer, Ryan Ross, was referring to his lover, who's name at the time was unknown (but rumored to be lead singer Brendon Urie by the fans), calling them a "wonderful caricature of intimacy." The song is about praise kinks.
Submitted by: Nadia
There are additional dirty lyrics available.

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"When the Day Met the Night"
Opening Lines:
When the moon fell in love with the sun all was golden in the sky. All was golden when the day met the night.
Comments:
Wow. A P(!)ATD song that actually uses the name o.o
Submitted by: Liz Bone
 

Boasting in Song Lyrics:

"Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have..."
The Boasting Lyrics:
I've got more wit, a better kiss
A hotter touch, a better f***
Than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie you had me
Girl I was it, look past the sweat
A better love deserving of exchanging body heat in the passenger seat
Oh no no, you know it will always just be me
Comments:
Jealousy can lead to some pretty arrogant assumptions... and this self-righteous stud just made some of the worst I've heard.
Submitted by: Alex
 

Song Title Space Change:

"I Write Sin Snot Tragedies" originally "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Submitted by: George Straitjacket

Band Name Anagrams:

Pathetic, Sad Icon Submitted by: Evan
Pet A Chat Nip Is Cod! Submitted by: FunnyBiz
A Chaotic Stipend Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
A Dispatch Notice Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
I Can Pat This Code Submitted by: Iris Green

There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"Death of Elora Bach" originally "Death of a Bachelor"
Submitted by: Lefty Lucy

Super Short Pop Songs:

"Introduction" Length: 0:37
Submitted by: Felicia

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Don't Threaten Tea with a Good Mime" originally "Don't Threaten Me with a Good Time"
Submitted by: Emily
"Build Todd, Then We'll Gawk" originally "Build God, Then We'll Talk"
(If you make him amazing enough to look at)
Submitted by: Reese Witherspoonerism
"Tilled God, Then We'll Balk" originally "Build God, Then We'll Talk"
Makes no less sense than the original!
Submitted by: Reese Witherspoonerism

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Really Long, Nonsensical Song Names"
Most of their songs have long, nonsensical names, with rare exceptions, like "Nine in the Afternoon".
Submitted by: JeReMy

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Disco clubs (assuming there are any left)
Submitted by: Frank
Anti-anxiety medications
It would help with the panic (a form of anxiety).
Submitted by: Peter

Missing Parts:

"But its better if u do"
but its grosser if i do
Submitted by: Allyia

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