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"Build God, Then We'll Talk"
S*** on the sheets and before all the stains
I don't need more of your least favorite things.
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
And a few more of your least favorite things.
"Camisado"
If Shirley ain't normal
Well, we deal, we deal.
It sure as h*** ain't normal
But we deal, we deal.
"Camisado"
The ivy end, your hospital's bad.
The I.V. and, your hospital bed
"I Constantly Thank God For Esteban"
The conductor is begging me.
The conductor is beckoning.
"I Constantly Thank God For Esteban"
The conductor is spanking me.
The conductor is beckoning.
"I Constantly Thank God For Esteban"
The good doctor is back again.
The conductor is beckoning.
"I Constantly Thank God For Esteban"
The good doctor is beckoning.
The conductor is beckoning.
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
I chimed in with a, 'Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the g**d*** doorknob?'
I chimed in with a, 'Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the g**d*** door?', no.
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
I got in! "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the g**d*** door? No!
I'd chime with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the g**d*** door? No!"
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
I mean technically, I married a saint.
I mean technically our marriage is saved.
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
I shined in with a 'Haven't you people ever heard of
Cleaning the g** d*** floor?!'
I chimed in with a 'Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the g** d*** door?!'
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
I'm in technically America's saint.
I mean technically our marriage is saved.
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
This calls for toast so
Whore the champagne
Whore the champagne!
This calls for a toast so
Pour the champagne
Pour the champange!!
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Wish a sense of poisoned rationality
With a sense of poise and rationality
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
With a sense of hope and rationality
With a sense of poise and rationality
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
With a sense of poisioned rationality
With a sense of poise and rationality
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
With a sense of poison rationality
With a sense of poise and rationality
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
With a sense of poison rushing everything
With a sense of poise and rationality
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
With a sense of poisoned rationality
With a sense of poise and rationality
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
With a stupid poisoned nationality
With a sense of poise and rationality
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
well technically our marriage is sick
I mean technically our marriage is saved.
"I Write Sins, Not Tragedies"
Facing the pubes in a church corridor
Pacing the pews in a church corridor
"I Write Sins, Not Tragedies"
Pasting the pubes on a church carpet door
Pacing the pews in a church corridor
"I Write Sins, Not Tragedies"
With a sense of poisoned nationality
With a sense of poise and rationality
"I Write Sins"
I shine in.
I chime in.
"I Write Songs Not Tragedies"
Einstein said, 'Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the dog d*** door.
I chimed in with 'Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the g**d*** door.
"London Beckoned, Songs About Money"
Panic! Is depressed
Panic! Meet the press.
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taki"
So I guess we're back to us
So can romance remain the focus.
In case our last dreams were ****ed up
Where was it that we last left off?
(Let's pick up your coat)
So I guess we're back to us
So camera man swing the focus.
In case I lost my train of thought
Where was it that we last left off?
(Let's pick up, pick up)
Full Title: Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without..."
So disastrous boys and hot looking girls
So testosterone boys and Harlequin girls
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without..."
So test on them boys and all the twin girls.
So testosterone boys and Harlequin girls.
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without..."
So testosterone poison and hard liquor girls
So testosterone boys and Harlequin girls
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without..."
So testosterone poisoned all the good girls.
So testosterone boys and Harlequin girls.
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without..."
Will you dance to this bee,
and hold a rubber cross?
Will you dance to this beat,
and hold a lover close?
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without..."
Won't you dance tot his beat
And hold your mother's clothes?
Won't you dance to this beat
And hold your lover close?
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without..."
You better touch, you better fart.
A better touch a better f***
Full title of the song is 'Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off.'
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have..."
Let's not get self-prestigious
Did you think I'd let you kill this chorus?
Now let's not get selfish
Did you really think Iād let you kill this chorus?
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have..."
So disasterous boys and hard liquid girls
Will you dance to this beat and hold all of her clothes?
or
So disasterous boys and hard liquor girls
Will you dance to this bead and older other cose?
So testosterone boys and Harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beats and hold a lover close?
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have..."
So testosterone boys and I f*** with girls.
So testosterone boys and Harlequin girls
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have..."
So testosterone boys and hard looking girls
So testosterone boys and Harlequin girls
The whole song title is 'Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off'. I wonder if a song title could be any longer.
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have..."
Will you dance to this beat and hold all of her clothes?
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have"
And how I hope to God he was worth it
When the lights are dim and your heart is racing
As your fingers touch your c***.
And how I hope to God he was worth it
When the lights are dim and your heart is racing
As his fingers touch your skin.
"Thank God For Esteban"
The good doctor is making me c**.
The conductor is beckoning, come.
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suic...."
Show me more, show me more.
Trophy boys, trophy wives
The full name of this song is 'The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is The Press Coverage'.
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suici..."
There'll be boys, there'll be wine.
Trophy boys, trophy wives
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide"
Don't be boys, don't be wives.
Trophy boys, trophy wives
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide"
Dopey boys, dopey wives
Trophy boys, trophy wives
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide"
I aim to be
Your eyes
Drunky boys
Drunky wives.
I aim to be
Your eyes
Trophy boys
Trophy wives.
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide"
Stofie boys, stofie, why?
Trophy boys, trophy wives.
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide"
Swear to shut the f*** up
If you swear to listen.
Swear to shake it up
If you swear to listen.
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide"
Tell me more, tell me why.
Trophy boys, trophy wives
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide"
Trophy boys, trophy wives
Filthy boys, filthy lies
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide"
Your eyes
Will be boys
Will be whys.
I aim to be your eyes
Trophy boys
Trophy wives.
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom..."
Swirly shake it up
If you swear to listen.
Swear to shake it up
If you swear to listen.
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom..."
Swirly shake it up
Shhh, I just want to listen.
Swear to shake it up
If you swear to listen.
"The Only Difference..."
I am to be Four-Eyes.
I aim to be your eyes.
"There's A Good Reason Why These Tables..."
For that mummy, you'll be out of place and underdressed.
From that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed.
"Time To Dance"
'Cause that's just ridiculous, Liam.
'Cause that's just ridiculously on.
"Time To Dance"
But she'll play it
And make it sense your soul, you cry.
But she'll play it
And make it sincere so you cry.
"Time To Dance"
When I say 'Shocker', you say 'Wedding'
'Shocker Wedding', 'Shocker Wedding'
When I say 'Shotgun', you say 'Wedding'
'Shotgun', 'Wedding', 'Shotgun', 'Wedding'