Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> P -> Panic! At the Disco
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Panic! At the Disco that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 85 misheard song lyrics for Panic! At the Disco on amIright currently.
There are also Panic! At the Disco misheard lyrics stories also available.
"9 In The Afternoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
‘Cause it's nine in the afternoon
And your eyes are the size of the moon
You could ‘cause your cat saw your doodle.
And your eyes are the size of the moon
You could ‘cause your cat saw your doodle.
Original Lyrics:
‘Cause it's nine in the afternoon
And your eyes are the size of the moon
You could ‘cause you can so you do.
And your eyes are the size of the moon
You could ‘cause you can so you do.
"Build God, Then We'll Talk"
Misheard Lyrics:
S*** on the sheets and before all the stains
I don't need more of your least favorite things.
I don't need more of your least favorite things.
Original Lyrics:
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
And a few more of your least favorite things.
And a few more of your least favorite things.
"Build God, Then We'll Talk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoes on the sheets and before all the stains,
add up to be more of your least favorite things
add up to be more of your least favorite things
Original Lyrics:
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
And a few more of your least favorite things.
And a few more of your least favorite things.
"Camisado"
Misheard Lyrics:
If Shirley ain't normal
Well, we deal, we deal.
Well, we deal, we deal.
Original Lyrics:
It sure as h*** ain't normal
But we deal, we deal.
But we deal, we deal.
"Camisado"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ivy end, your hospital's bad.
Original Lyrics:
The I.V. and, your hospital bed
"I Constantly Thank God For Esteban"
Misheard Lyrics:
The conductor is begging me.
Original Lyrics:
The conductor is beckoning.
"I Constantly Thank God For Esteban"
Misheard Lyrics:
The conductor is spanking me.
Original Lyrics:
The conductor is beckoning.
"I Constantly Thank God For Esteban"
Misheard Lyrics:
The good doctor is back again.
Original Lyrics:
The conductor is beckoning.
"I Constantly Thank God For Esteban"
Misheard Lyrics:
The good doctor is beckoning.
Original Lyrics:
The conductor is beckoning.
"I Constantly Thank God for Esteban"
Misheard Lyrics:
The conductor is begging me.
Original Lyrics:
The conductor is beckoning.
"I Constantly Thank God for Esteban"
Misheard Lyrics:
The conductor is begging me.
Original Lyrics:
The conductor is beckoning.
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
I chimed in with a, 'Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the g**d*** doorknob?'
Closing the g**d*** doorknob?'
Original Lyrics:
I chimed in with a, 'Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the g**d*** door?', no.
Closing the g**d*** door?', no.
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got in! "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the g**d*** door? No!
Closing the g**d*** door? No!
Original Lyrics:
I'd chime with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the g**d*** door? No!"
Closing the g**d*** door? No!"
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
I mean technically, I married a saint.
Original Lyrics:
I mean technically our marriage is saved.
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shined in with a 'Haven't you people ever heard of
Cleaning the g** d*** floor?!'
Cleaning the g** d*** floor?!'
Original Lyrics:
I chimed in with a 'Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the g** d*** door?!'
Closing the g** d*** door?!'
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in technically America's saint.
Original Lyrics:
I mean technically our marriage is saved.
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
This calls for toast so
Whore the champagne
Whore the champagne!
Whore the champagne
Whore the champagne!
Original Lyrics:
This calls for a toast so
Pour the champagne
Pour the champange!!
Pour the champagne
Pour the champange!!
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish a sense of poisoned rationality
Original Lyrics:
With a sense of poise and rationality
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a sense of hope and rationality
Original Lyrics:
With a sense of poise and rationality
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a sense of poisioned rationality
Original Lyrics:
With a sense of poise and rationality
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a sense of poison rationality
Original Lyrics:
With a sense of poise and rationality
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a sense of poison rushing everything
Original Lyrics:
With a sense of poise and rationality
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a sense of poisoned rationality
Original Lyrics:
With a sense of poise and rationality
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a stupid poisoned nationality
Original Lyrics:
With a sense of poise and rationality
"I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
well technically our marriage is sick
Original Lyrics:
I mean technically our marriage is saved.
"I Write Sins, Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Facing the pubes in a church corridor
Original Lyrics:
Pacing the pews in a church corridor
"I Write Sins, Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pasting the pubes on a church carpet door
Original Lyrics:
Pacing the pews in a church corridor
"I Write Sins, Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a sense of poisoned nationality
Original Lyrics:
With a sense of poise and rationality
"I Write Sins"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shine in.
Original Lyrics:
I chime in.
"I Write Songs Not Tragedies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Einstein said, 'Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the dog d*** door.
Closing the dog d*** door.
Original Lyrics:
I chimed in with 'Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the g**d*** door.
Closing the g**d*** door.
"Its Time To Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hiding in estrogen and ordering virgin drinks
Original Lyrics:
Hiding in estrogen and wearing Aubergine dreams
"London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get ready to meet the press.
Original Lyrics:
Panic!: meet the press.
"London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get ready to meet the press.
Original Lyrics:
Panic!: meet the press.
"London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machi"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you talk, you better walk
You better pack your s*** up
With more than good looks while you're under the gun.
You better pack your s*** up
With more than good looks while you're under the gun.
Original Lyrics:
If you talk, you better walk
You better back your s*** up
With more than good hooks while you're all under the gun.
You better back your s*** up
With more than good hooks while you're all under the gun.
"London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machi"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you talk, you better walk
You better pack your s*** up
With more than good looks while you're under the gun.
You better pack your s*** up
With more than good looks while you're under the gun.
Original Lyrics:
If you talk, you better walk
You better back your s*** up
With more than good hooks while you're all under the gun.
You better back your s*** up
With more than good hooks while you're all under the gun.
"London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let us sing like the pros.
Original Lyrics:
Let us sing like the doves.
"London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let us sing like the pros.
Original Lyrics:
Let us sing like the doves.
"London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Start talking this sensational lisp.
Original Lyrics:
Start talking "a sensationalist".
"London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Start talking this sensational lisp.
Original Lyrics:
Start talking "a sensationalist".
"London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machi"
Misheard Lyrics:
You better package it up.
Original Lyrics:
You better back your s*** up.
"London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machi"
Misheard Lyrics:
You better package it up.
Original Lyrics:
You better back your s*** up.
"London Beckoned, Songs About Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
Panic! Is depressed
Original Lyrics:
Panic! Meet the press.
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taki"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I guess we're back to us
So can romance remain the focus.
In case our last dreams were ****ed up
Where was it that we last left off?
(Let's pick up your coat)
So can romance remain the focus.
In case our last dreams were ****ed up
Where was it that we last left off?
(Let's pick up your coat)
Original Lyrics:
So I guess we're back to us
So camera man swing the focus.
In case I lost my train of thought
Where was it that we last left off?
(Let's pick up, pick up)
So camera man swing the focus.
In case I lost my train of thought
Where was it that we last left off?
(Let's pick up, pick up)
Full Title: Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without..."
Misheard Lyrics:
So disastrous boys and hot looking girls
Original Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and Harlequin girls
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without..."
Misheard Lyrics:
So test on them boys and all the twin girls.
Original Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and Harlequin girls.
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without..."
Misheard Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and hormonal girls
Original Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and Harlequin girls
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without..."
Misheard Lyrics:
So testosterone poison and hard liquor girls
Original Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and Harlequin girls
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without..."
Misheard Lyrics:
So testosterone poisoned all the good girls.
Original Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and Harlequin girls.
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without..."
Misheard Lyrics:
Will you dance to this bee,
and hold a rubber cross?
and hold a rubber cross?
Original Lyrics:
Will you dance to this beat,
and hold a lover close?
and hold a lover close?
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without..."
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you dance tot his beat
And hold your mother's clothes?
And hold your mother's clothes?
Original Lyrics:
Won't you dance to this beat
And hold your lover close?
And hold your lover close?
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have..."
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's not get self-prestigious
Did you think I'd let you kill this chorus?
Did you think I'd let you kill this chorus?
Original Lyrics:
Now let's not get selfish
Did you really think I’d let you kill this chorus?
Did you really think I’d let you kill this chorus?
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have..."
Misheard Lyrics:
So Disaster on Boys, and Hog all the Girls
Original Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and Harlequin girls
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have..."
Misheard Lyrics:
So disasterous boys and hard liquid girls
Will you dance to this beat and hold all of her clothes?
or
So disasterous boys and hard liquor girls
Will you dance to this bead and older other cose?
Will you dance to this beat and hold all of her clothes?
or
So disasterous boys and hard liquor girls
Will you dance to this bead and older other cose?
Original Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and Harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beats and hold a lover close?
Will you dance to this beats and hold a lover close?
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have..."
Misheard Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and I f*** with girls.
Original Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and Harlequin girls
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have..."
Misheard Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and all the queen girls
Original Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and Harlequin girls
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have..."
Misheard Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and hard looking girls
Original Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and Harlequin girls
The whole song title is 'Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off'. I wonder if a song title could be any longer.
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have..."
Misheard Lyrics:
Will you dance to this beat and hold all of her clothes?
Original Lyrics:
Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?
"Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have"
Misheard Lyrics:
And how I hope to God he was worth it
When the lights are dim and your heart is racing
As your fingers touch your c***.
When the lights are dim and your heart is racing
As your fingers touch your c***.
Original Lyrics:
And how I hope to God he was worth it
When the lights are dim and your heart is racing
As his fingers touch your skin.
When the lights are dim and your heart is racing
As his fingers touch your skin.
"Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have..."
Misheard Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and hard liquid girls
Original Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
"Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have"
Misheard Lyrics:
So tostesterone boys and hang liquer girls
Will you dance to this speed
And hold a lover rose?
Will you dance to this speed
And hold a lover rose?
Original Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beat
And hold a lover close?
Will you dance to this beat
And hold a lover close?
"Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks"
Misheard Lyrics:
The hospice is relaxing
We can get away
Where you're a cut above the rest
We can get away
Where you're a cut above the rest
Original Lyrics:
The hospice is
A relaxing weekend getaway
Where you're a cut above all the rest
A relaxing weekend getaway
Where you're a cut above all the rest
"Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Prescribed pills
I'll send the shakes
I'll send the pills.
I'll send the shakes
I'll send the pills.
Original Lyrics:
Prescribed pills
To offset the shakes
To offset the pills.
To offset the shakes
To offset the pills.
"Northern Downpour"
Misheard Lyrics:
What evades my one and lonely
Original Lyrics:
Weathervanes, my one and lonely
"Thank God For Esteban"
Misheard Lyrics:
The good doctor is making me c**.
Original Lyrics:
The conductor is beckoning, come.
"That Green Gentlemen (Things Have Changed)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never said I hate the city
I never said I'd date the town.
I never said I'd date the town.
Original Lyrics:
I never said I’d leave the city
I never said I’d leave this town.
I never said I’d leave this town.
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suic...."
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me more, show me more.
Original Lyrics:
Trophy boys, trophy wives
The full name of this song is 'The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is The Press Coverage'.
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suici..."
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be boys, there'll be wine.
Original Lyrics:
Trophy boys, trophy wives
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be boys, don't be wives.
Original Lyrics:
Trophy boys, trophy wives
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dopey boys, dopey wives
Original Lyrics:
Trophy boys, trophy wives
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Filthy boys, filthy lies
Original Lyrics:
Trophy boys, trophy wives
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide"
Misheard Lyrics:
I aim to be
Your eyes
Drunky boys
Drunky wives.
Your eyes
Drunky boys
Drunky wives.
Original Lyrics:
I aim to be
Your eyes
Trophy boys
Trophy wives.
Your eyes
Trophy boys
Trophy wives.
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stofie boys, stofie, why?
Original Lyrics:
Trophy boys, trophy wives.
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swear to shut the f*** up
If you swear to listen.
If you swear to listen.
Original Lyrics:
Swear to shake it up
If you swear to listen.
If you swear to listen.
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me more, tell me why.
Original Lyrics:
Trophy boys, trophy wives
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your eyes
Will be boys
Will be whys.
Will be boys
Will be whys.
Original Lyrics:
I aim to be your eyes
Trophy boys
Trophy wives.
Trophy boys
Trophy wives.
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom..."
Misheard Lyrics:
Swirly shake it up
If you swear to listen.
If you swear to listen.
Original Lyrics:
Swear to shake it up
If you swear to listen.
If you swear to listen.
"The Only Difference Between Martyrdom..."
Misheard Lyrics:
Swirly shake it up
Shhh, I just want to listen.
Shhh, I just want to listen.
Original Lyrics:
Swear to shake it up
If you swear to listen.
If you swear to listen.
"The Only Difference..."
Misheard Lyrics:
I am to be Four-Eyes.
Original Lyrics:
I aim to be your eyes.
"There's A Good Reason Why These Tables..."
Misheard Lyrics:
For that mummy, you'll be out of place and underdressed.
Original Lyrics:
From that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed.
"Theres A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Hon"
Misheard Lyrics:
I bet to them your name is Jeep.
Original Lyrics:
I bet to them your name is cheap.
"Time To Dance (demo)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You sure, you sure you better have it.
Original Lyrics:
You sure, you sure you let her have it?
"Time To Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause that's just ridiculous, Liam.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause that's just ridiculously on.
"Time To Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
But she'll play it
And make it sense your soul, you cry.
And make it sense your soul, you cry.
Original Lyrics:
But she'll play it
And make it sincere so you cry.
And make it sincere so you cry.
"Time To Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I say 'Shocker', you say 'Wedding'
'Shocker Wedding', 'Shocker Wedding'
'Shocker Wedding', 'Shocker Wedding'
Original Lyrics:
When I say 'Shotgun', you say 'Wedding'
'Shotgun', 'Wedding', 'Shotgun', 'Wedding'
'Shotgun', 'Wedding', 'Shotgun', 'Wedding'
"northern downpour"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sugarcane in the easy morning (You are at the top of my lungs)
Weathervanes my one and lonely (Drawn to that Russian caviar)
Weathervanes my one and lonely (Drawn to that Russian caviar)
Original Lyrics:
Sugarcane in the easy morning (You are at the top of my lungs)
Weathervanes my one and lonely (Drawn to the ones who never yawn)
Weathervanes my one and lonely (Drawn to the ones who never yawn)
Corrections
Please use the link next to each misheard lyric to suggest a correction. We do our best to review entries as they come in, but we can't possibly know every lyric to every song.
Disclaimer
Disclaimer: amIright.com makes no claims to the accuracy of the correct lyrics. All correct lyrics are copyrighted, amIright.com does not claim ownership of the original lyrics.
Place Your Vote
|
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Pretty. Odd album at Amazon.com
A Fever You Can't Sweat Out album at Amazon.com
I Write Sins Not Tragedies album at Amazon.com
Pretty Odd album at Amazon.com
Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes off, Pt. 1 album at Amazon.com
But It's Better If You Do album at Amazon.com
