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Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).


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Panic! At The Disco's, "Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without..."
The Misheard Lyrics:
You better touch, you better fart.
The Real Lyrics:
A better touch a better f***
The Story: I was listening to this song with my cousin and thought I heard the word 'fart.' Thinking that the writers of this song were capable of sarcasm, I went along with it until I realized that it was the word 'f***', not 'fart.' - Submitted by: Cls
Panic! At The Disco's, "Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have..."
The Misheard Lyrics:
So disasterous boys and hard liquid girls
Will you dance to this beat and hold all of her clothes?
or
So disasterous boys and hard liquor girls
Will you dance to this bead and older other cose?
The Real Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and Harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beats and hold a lover close?
The Story: My brother misheard this lyric and was singing it. I asked, 'What did you say?', thinking he was just being funny. He repeated it seriously. Then I laughed at him, but I then had to explain to him about Harlequin. He's 12. - Submitted by: turkoizdog
Panic! At The Disco's, "The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide "
The Misheard Lyrics:
Stofie boys, stofie, why?
The Real Lyrics:
Trophy boys, trophy wives.
The Story: I was wondering what 'stofie' meant, assuming it was a new way of describing pampered, delicate young rich people who have everything handed to them on a silver platter. - Submitted by: The Skuz

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