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Panic! At The Disco's, "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, well imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in a church called :"r'adore."
The Real Lyrics:
Oh, well imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor.
The Story: "R'adore sounded like some recently invented French word to me. Yeah, I don't get it either. - Submitted by: The Skuz
Panic! At The Disco's, "Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without..."
The Misheard Lyrics:
You better touch, you better fart.
The Real Lyrics:
A better touch a better f***
The Story: I was listening to this song with my cousin and thought I heard the word 'fart.' Thinking that the writers of this song were capable of sarcasm, I went along with it until I realized that it was the word 'f***', not 'fart.' - Submitted by: Cls
Panic! At The Disco's, "Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have..."
The Misheard Lyrics:
So disasterous boys and hard liquid girls
Will you dance to this beat and hold all of her clothes?
or
So disasterous boys and hard liquor girls
Will you dance to this bead and older other cose?
The Real Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and Harlequin girls
Will you dance to this beats and hold a lover close?
The Story: My brother misheard this lyric and was singing it. I asked, 'What did you say?', thinking he was just being funny. He repeated it seriously. Then I laughed at him, but I then had to explain to him about Harlequin. He's 12. - Submitted by: turkoizdog
Panic! At The Disco's, "The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide "
The Misheard Lyrics:
Stofie boys, stofie, why?
The Real Lyrics:
Trophy boys, trophy wives.
The Story: I was wondering what 'stofie' meant, assuming it was a new way of describing pampered, delicate young rich people who have everything handed to them on a silver platter. - Submitted by: The Skuz
Panic! At the Disco's, "Camisado"
The Misheard Lyrics:
This is the centre for skidding on the linoleum floor
The Real Lyrics:
This is the scent of dead skin on a linoleum floor
The Story: My friends were hallway surfing and it reminded me of what I thought was the correct lyric. I sang it out loud because I thought it'd be a funny music reference and my friend who actually knew the lyrics just gave me the funniest look. - Submitted by: Katya
Panic! At the Disco's, "I Constantly Thank God for Esteban"
The Misheard Lyrics:
The doctor is beckoning
The Real Lyrics:
The conductor is beckoning.
The Story: I misheard this lyric because I wasn't listening to the song that well. - Submitted by: Virginia
Panic! At the Disco's, "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I chime in with a "haven't you people ever heard of closing that door"
The Real Lyrics:
I chime in with a "haven't you people ever heard of closing g**d*** door"
The Story: I was watching the video of the song. I was singing to it when my brother stopped me and told me the lyrics. - Submitted by: JOHN CENA
Panic! At the Disco's, "Nicotine"
The Misheard Lyrics:
So I say damn your kids
And the awful things you do
The Real Lyrics:
So I say damn your kiss
And the awful things you do
The Story: I was listening to music in the car with my friend, and my little brother was in the backseat. This song comes on the radio, and I look at my friend, and we start to scream the lyrics together. It gets to that one line, and my little brother in the back pipes up: "What did the kids ever do to him!?" - Submitted by: Sarah O.
Panic! At the Disco's, "The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide "
The Misheard Lyrics:
Show me boys, show me wives
The Real Lyrics:
Trophy boys, trophy wives
The Story: I swear to God this is what I heard, and I was ABSOLUTELY SURE those were the lyrics...and then I paid attention to the lyric video... - Submitted by: seeroftime

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