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Song Parodies -> "Can't Dance"

Original Song Title:

"Dance, Dance"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fall Out Boy

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Dance"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

I know I'm not good, I can't get much worse
Everytime I'm out
I'm just a loser and it just looks too wrong
I'd really like to, but it's pathetic
I know that I can't get much worse
but I should just give it a try…

I wish I knew how to get down
And every time the music sounds
These moves are really bad so I'll stop it
I'll go in the corner and cry…

Can't dance
I get worse and worse every time
Can't dance
In slow dancing, I'm afraid to lead
Can't, I can not dance at all,
well, I can, but it's really badly

Late night at a club, everyone found out
Oh crap, as I fall
I felt short
That was the first mistake cause I...

Put two quarters in the jukebox
And my dancing was as good as a musk ox
These moves are really bad, so I'll stop them
And I'm wondering, why should I try?

The Macarena is just confusing
But the chicken dance is just so cool…duh

Can't dance
I get worse and worse every time
Can't dance
In slow dancing, I'm afraid to lead
Can't, I can not dance at all,
well, I can, but it's really badly

I'd like to show you all the moves I have
But I'm thinking that they're way too bad (way too bad, way too bad)
I always get sympathy, because people are feeling way too bad for me

Can't dance
I get worse and worse every time
Can't dance
In slow dancing, I'm afraid to lead

Can't, I can not dance at all (not at all)
Can't, I can not dance at all (not at all)
Can't, I can not dance at all,
well, I can, but it's really badly

Can't dance
Can't dance
Can't dance
Can't dance

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 6

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Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Your mama can't dance. That's five points!
Cody Slusher - November 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Well, I could teach you the moonwalk if you like.

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