Song Parodies -> Get Rid Of Your Girlfriend
| Original Song Title: | "Girlfriend" |
| Original Performer: | Avril Lavigne |
| Parody Song Title: | "Get Rid Of Your Girlfriend" |
| Parody Written by: | Abbott Skelding |
Words from a guy whose friend isn't dating the right person for him.
[Chorus]
Hey! Hey! Dude! Dude!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! Dude! Dude!
You need a better girlfriend
Hey! Hey! Dude! Dude!
I just wanna help you
No way! Don't stay!
Listen to your best friend
Hey! Hey! Dude! Dude!
You need to lose that girlfriend
Sure she's fine
I know her kind
And she's malicious
She talks about you all the time
And it's suspicious
Dude, you know when she goes out she says she's single, right?
She then comes home and says that you're precious
And then you
Treat her like a freaking princess
I can tell you like her dude, and it is not alright
She's likes someone better
Why don't you just forget her?
I think you should get someone better now
And you know that's what I'm talking about
Hey! Hey! Dude! Dude!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! Dude! Dude!
You need a better girlfriend
Hey! Hey! Dude! Dude!
I just wanna help you
No way! Don't stay!
Listen to your best friend
Hey! Hey! Dude! Dude!
You need to lose that girlfriend
Dude she threw away, she threw away your new CD
And then she made you go out and buy her a new puppy
I know she does this to you all the time again and again
You get on your knees, and tell her what she wants to hear
Dude, just please make that girlfriend disappear
I don't want you to think about her ever again
(Not again, not again, not again)
She's likes someone better
Why don't you just forget her?
I think you should get someone better now
And you know that's what I'm talking about
Hey! Hey! Dude! Dude!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
You need a better girlfriend
Hey! Hey! Dude! Dude!
I just wanna help you
No way! Don't stay!
Listen to your best friend
Hey! Hey! Dude! Dude!
You need to lose that girlfriend
It's been two days and you're wrapped around her finger
Man just leave, you deserve someone better
Dude she's makin'
Your relationship stinkin'
You're so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?
It's been two days and you're wrapped around her finger
Man just leave, you deserve someone better
Dude she's makin'
Your relationship stinkin'
You're so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?
Hey! Hey! Dude! Dude!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
You need a better girlfriend
Hey! Hey! Dude! Dude!
I just wanna help you
No way! Don't stay!
Listen to your best friend
Hey! Hey! Dude! Dude!
You need to lose that girlfriend
Hey! Hey! Dude! Dude!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! Dude! Dude!
You need a better girlfriend
Hey! Hey! Dude! Dude!
I just wanna help you
No way! Don't stay!
Listen to your best friend
Hey! Hey! Dude! Dude!
You need to lose that girlfriend
Sure she's fine
I know her kind
And she's malicious
She talks about you all the time
And it's suspicious
Dude, you know when she goes out she says she's single, right?
She then comes home and says that you're precious
And then you
Treat her like a freaking princess
I can tell you like her dude, and it is not alright
She's likes someone better
Why don't you just forget her?
I think you should get someone better now
And you know that's what I'm talking about
Hey! Hey! Dude! Dude!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! Dude! Dude!
You need a better girlfriend
Hey! Hey! Dude! Dude!
I just wanna help you
No way! Don't stay!
Listen to your best friend
Hey! Hey! Dude! Dude!
You need to lose that girlfriend
Dude she threw away, she threw away your new CD
And then she made you go out and buy her a new puppy
I know she does this to you all the time again and again
You get on your knees, and tell her what she wants to hear
Dude, just please make that girlfriend disappear
I don't want you to think about her ever again
(Not again, not again, not again)
She's likes someone better
Why don't you just forget her?
I think you should get someone better now
And you know that's what I'm talking about
Hey! Hey! Dude! Dude!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
You need a better girlfriend
Hey! Hey! Dude! Dude!
I just wanna help you
No way! Don't stay!
Listen to your best friend
Hey! Hey! Dude! Dude!
You need to lose that girlfriend
It's been two days and you're wrapped around her finger
Man just leave, you deserve someone better
Dude she's makin'
Your relationship stinkin'
You're so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?
It's been two days and you're wrapped around her finger
Man just leave, you deserve someone better
Dude she's makin'
Your relationship stinkin'
You're so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?
Hey! Hey! Dude! Dude!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
You need a better girlfriend
Hey! Hey! Dude! Dude!
I just wanna help you
No way! Don't stay!
Listen to your best friend
Hey! Hey! Dude! Dude!
You need to lose that girlfriend
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Nice try, but this is just a bit too similar to the original.
I love it. ;D Great job.
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