-> "You Have Too Much Stuff"
Original Song Title:
"Your Love Is My Drug"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"You Have Too Much Stuff"
The Lyrics
Why do you have this bear trap?
It something you really need?
You’ve got quite a collection
Of spelling tests from grade three
Four thousand bags of black tea
I know you won’t drink at all
You’re doing your online shopping
Things are piling up, where’s the wall!?
All your hoarding, it blows my mind
Cause you can’t even go outside
Let’s clear it out, don’t need wind chimes
Let’s see what weird stuff we can find!
Because your stuff, your stuff, your stuff is too much
Too much, too much, too much
(I said)
Too much, too much, too much of your stuff
Too much, too much, too much
Newspapers stacked up really high
This one is from year ‘85
Fourteen pairs of fuzzy dice, man
It’s no wonder that your wife left
Your friends think that you’re crazy
Others think that you’re just lazy
Different than what Mr. Carlin said
You have more stuff than you have places*
You’ve got your toys since you were five
Twenty six watches to tell the time
A nice fur coat that’s the wrong size
The stuff you have just blows my mind
Because your stuff, your stuff, your stuff is too much
Too much, too much, too much
(I said)
Too much, too much, too much of your stuff
Too much, too much, too much
“I don't care what people say
I keep the things of which I paid
Don’t throw them out, they stay with me
Even that steak from ‘83”
Hey, so I got a question
Did you wanna keep all your belongings from your basement?
Like, what would you do with that old, busted bass drum?
Man you have too much
Too much
Huh, your stuff
Huh, too much
You have too much stuff!
So I threw out, threw out, threw out all your stuff
Your stuff, too much, too much
(Yes I)
Threw out, threw out, threw out all your stuff
Your stuff is done, too much
Oh man your stuff, your stuff, your stuff was too much
Go out and buy new stuff!
(I said)
Your stuff, your stuff, your stuff was too much
Your stuff, your stuff, too much
Hey, hey, so
Now that your stuff is done, buy a rug!
Or chandelier!
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