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Fun Music Information -> Ke$ha
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This is the most recent information about Ke$ha that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Ke$ha, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
Jokes:
My ex-girlfriend told me she's really excited about the release of Ke$ha's new album. She was my girlfriend ten minutes ago!!! Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
| Q: Have you heard about Ke$ha's toothpaste commercial? A: 5 out of 5 dentists DON'T recommend that you brush your teeth with Jack!!! Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
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Band Name Origins:
- She was born Kesha Rose Sebert, but the dollar sign substitution for the S came about this way: “The dollar sign in my name is a tattoo- a bad tattoo. And, uh, it just came about because I was broke, and I was just making a joke out of it. Instead of being, like, mad like, “I’m so broke,” I was just like, “WHATEVER! Out of money…Whatever. I don’t need money.” So, out of money, put it on my hand, put it in my name, and it was just kind of a joke, and it stuck.” ~Ke$ha Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Stupid Band Names:
- What's with the dollar sign in her name? Is she trying to get some street cred? Submitted by: JD
Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Kesha Rose Sebert. Submitted by: Jilly Beans
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Tran$ Am Prince$$. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt
Known informally as: Mother Dollar. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| KeShaman (S is a snake) | Her dabbling into the paranormal | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| $leazy | No explanation needed...!!! | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| Ke$hark | Her devotion to ending killing sharks for fins | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| Ka-Ching! | She's makin' bank, big time! | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| K€sha | When she makes it big in Europe! | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
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New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Whoring Her" | "Warrior" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Furrier" | "Warrior" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Boring Her" | "Warrior" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Carrier" | "Warrior" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Snort" | "Blow" | Sheila Oh |
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Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "Cocaine," Eric Clapton | "Blow," Ke$ha |
| "Clocks," Coldplay | "Tik Tok," Ke$ha |
Recordings:
Jan 11
a parody of "We R Who We R" by Ke$ha
Just a bad, bad situation... MADE SEMI-FUNNY! (hopefully)
Soundclick.com: (Mp3)
Jan 2
a parody of "Blow" by Ke$ha
This is a song about how we clean out grocery stores, forget how to drive, and lose our minds at the first sign of flakes
http://www.jeffreuben.com: (mp3)
Nov 29
a parody of "Cannibal" by Ke$ha
A amusing parody about how Kesha actually does have talent yet she has sold herself for fame
Youtube: (Video)
Sep 12
a parody of "Tik Tok" by Ke$ha
A song parody about someone who thinks they're badass but really isn't. I named them Scotty Whitefield. Hope you like it!
YouTube: (FLV, MP4, 3GP)
Jan 24
a parody of "TiK ToK" by Ke$ha
Spoof of Ke$ha's hit song about a creepy stalker. We all have one!
YouTube: (Video)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "We R Who We R" | "I've Heard of Star Wars" | Abbott Skelding |
| "Die Young" | "Ana's Hung!!!" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "We R Who We R" | "Your Car Hit My Car" | Blaydeman |
| "Die Young" | "Drive Drunk" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Tik Tok" | "Tik Tok (On My Clock)" | Marjorie Preston |
| "TiK ToK" | "Pick Snot" | Phil Alexander |
| "Your Love is My Drug" | "You're Smug-Yet a Dud" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Your Love is My Drug" | "Your Blood is My Drug" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Blow" | "C.L.O.W." | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Blow" | "Blow (Israeli Assault Version)" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
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Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Take It Off | Strip Club | Dongquan |
| Blah Blah Blah | Online Chat Service | Dongquan |
| TiK ToK | Watch Repair Service | Dongquan |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Te$la
Tesla combined with Ke$ha
Just replace the "s" in "Tesla" with the dollar sign from "Ke$ha"
Submitted By: JeReMy
Misheard Lyrics:
"Disgusting"
Misheard Lyrics: Got my chain mail,
I could kill you Original Lyrics: God I hate me,
I could kill you | "We R Who We R"
Misheard Lyrics: Stalking kids all up my size.
Original Lyrics: Stockings ripped all up the side.
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"Blah Blah Blah"
Misheard Lyrics: They call me Candice
Original Lyrics: Think you'll be getting this?
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Tik Tok"
Misheard Lyrics: Wake up in the morning feeling like Pee Dick
Original Lyrics: Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Christina My friend has an obsession with dicks so of course she thought it was that. |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Gold Trans Am"
Better Lyrics:
Zoom! Glam!
Love you, Dan(ica)
Green Daytona racing
#10!
Love you, Dan(ica)
Green Daytona racing
#10!
Original Lyrics:
Wham! Bam!
Thank you, man
Get inside my f*cking
Gold Trans Am!
Thank you, man
Get inside my f*cking
Gold Trans Am!
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"C'mon"
Better Lyrics:
[Chorus:]
What guns? Do you know the right type?
F*ck all the "Assault Weapon" hype
Feinstein's an idiot all right
What guns? What guns? What guns?
No selector switch on the side
And no flash suppressor to hide
Compared to "Full-autos" not right!!!
What guns? What guns? What guns?
What guns? Do you know the right type?
F*ck all the "Assault Weapon" hype
Feinstein's an idiot all right
What guns? What guns? What guns?
No selector switch on the side
And no flash suppressor to hide
Compared to "Full-autos" not right!!!
What guns? What guns? What guns?
Original Lyrics:
[Chorus:]
C’mon ’cause I know what I like
And you’re looking just like my type
Let’s go for it just for tonight
C’mon, c’mon, c’mon
Now don’t even try to deny
We’re both going home satisfied
Let’s go for it just for tonight
C’mon, c’mon, c’mon
C’mon ’cause I know what I like
And you’re looking just like my type
Let’s go for it just for tonight
C’mon, c’mon, c’mon
Now don’t even try to deny
We’re both going home satisfied
Let’s go for it just for tonight
C’mon, c’mon, c’mon
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"We R Who We R"
Better Lyrics:
There's no end-of-the-year surprise
We're all doomed to fiscal slide
Parties can't bridge great divide
Progress slo-o-w (NO GO!)
Compromise way too hard
Taxing and spending spars
The US torn apart
By DEM and REP retards
Barack & Boehner!!!
We're all doomed to fiscal slide
Parties can't bridge great divide
Progress slo-o-w (NO GO!)
Compromise way too hard
Taxing and spending spars
The US torn apart
By DEM and REP retards
Barack & Boehner!!!
Original Lyrics:
I've got that glitter on my eyes
Stockings ripped all up the sides
Looking sick and sexy-fied
So let's go-o-o (Let's go!)
Tonight we're going hard
Just like the world is ours
We're tearin' it apart
We know we're superstars
We are who we are!
Stockings ripped all up the sides
Looking sick and sexy-fied
So let's go-o-o (Let's go!)
Tonight we're going hard
Just like the world is ours
We're tearin' it apart
We know we're superstars
We are who we are!
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr,
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Tik Tok"
The Funny Lyrics: Before I leave,wash my teeth with jack
Why They're Funny: Hey,it's better than washing your teeth with crest,anyway!
Submitted by: Flash Flood
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Blow"
The Repetitive Lyrics: This place about to blow
Blow Why They're Repetitive: I wish the place would blow so we don't have to listen to Ke$ha's lyrics anymore.
Submitted by: newrock
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"TiK ToK"
The Lyrics: But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger
Who They Mention: Mick Jagger - the singer.
Submitted by: Dongquan
| "TiK ToK"
The Lyrics: Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
Who They Mention: P Diddy, the singer.
Submitted by: Dongquan
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Tik Tok"
The Lyrics: Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
Product Brand Name: Jack Daniel's
Submitted by: Stompgal
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Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"We R Who We R"
The Lyrics: And yes of course we does,
We running this town just like a club Why: It should be “And yes of course we do, we are/were running this town just like a club”. Aside from learning to fix your hair, learn some grammar too.
Submitted by: ChewZee
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Band Name Anagrams:
Sheak Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
v. to try to lose something usu. responsibilities
Shake Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Shake Submitted by: Mickey D.
Shake, shake yourself, your every move you make
Song Title Anagrams:
"Mend My Aching" originally "Change My Mind"
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Continual Hail" originally "Hallucination"
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Leave Elation" originally "Leave It Alone"
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Alleviate One" originally "Leave It Alone"
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Leave Toenail" originally "Leave It Alone"
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Songs That Are Banned:
"Die Young"
The song was banned from the radio in December 2012 in the wake of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting.
Submitted by: JeReMy
Song Title Acrostics:
GIL: "Get in Line"
Male name
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Paid $1.63 to Songwrite!"
Ke$ha was only paid a measley $1.63 to write the title track for Miley Cyrus' 2009 EP "The Time Of Our Lives!!!"
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Twitter Pic of Urinating in Public"
In April 2012 Ke$ha pulls down her trousers and pees on the road after getting caught in traffic... which she then posts on Twitter!
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Shark Protection Bill Support"
Animal-loving singer Ke$ha is throwing her support behind a bill to prevent the possession and sale of shark fins. Supporting the Maryland Shark Protection Bill, she recently Tweeted, "Keep up the pressure to stop this cruel practice"...
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Canadian Seafood Boycott"
Ke$ha appears in a Humane Society of the United States video calling for a Canadian seafood boycott over the Canadian Atlantic seal hunt.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
There are additional What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music) available.
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Hearse
A Cadillac MM Hearse is in the "Die Young" video
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Satanic Cults
Pentagrams, inverted Cross in "Die Young" video
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Costumes and/or Cosplay
From the costumed players in her "C'mon" video
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
PlentyofFish.com site
Seen in "We R Who We R" video
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
There are additional Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name available.
