Jokes about Ke$ha from the largest music humor site on the web. Check out the index for other performers we have jokes about.
My ex-girlfriend told me she's really excited about the release of Ke$ha's new album. She was my girlfriend ten minutes ago!!!
Q: Have you heard about Ke$ha's toothpaste commercial? A: 5 out of 5 dentists DON'T recommend that you brush your teeth with Jack!!!
Q: How does Ke$ha like her sex? A: Con¢ual
Q: If Ke$ha got a dog, what would she name it? A: N€ (Neuro)
Q: What are Ke$ha's favorite toys? A: "£" puppies!
Q: What is Ke$ha's favorite Lady GaGa song? A: Glitter and Grease!
Q: What is Ke$ha's favorite movie? A: "Glitter" with Mariah Carey!
Q: What was Ke$ha arrested for? A: Drugs. She was going with the flow of the Blow!
Q: Why does Ke$ha stay the same? A: She doesn't like to make change! (a cashier's joke)
Q: Why is Ke$ha so stupid? A: She has no common ¢¢¢!
Q: Why was Ke$ha so upset? A: She finally learned that not everything that glitters is gold!
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