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Song Parodies -> "Vomit"

Original Song Title:

"Dammit"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"Vomit"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

I know this idea has been done a couple times before on here, but these are the full lyrics. Original Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT0g16_LQaQ
A lightweight
They call me
When I drink
Get dizzy
No red wine
or cold brew
I’ll just stick
with orange juice
That ice cream-
rum raisin
leaves my head
all hazy
It’s crazy
appalling
Just one drink
and I fall down

My friends thought
It’d be great
Make me fall
on my face
A small glass
they did fill
To the top
with Nyquil
Just had one
and no more
And wound up
on the floor
And upon
my waking
my poor head
was aching- ow!

And I hate all of my friends
Goes right to my head
Don’t think they understand
I’m not a drinking man

And when the night is done
And my friends had their fun
The bathroom floor I own
Down on my knees and throwing up

Man, I just can’t stop throwing up

At Denny’s
getting food
with my buddies
with no booze
The waitress
she walked by
and asked me
what I’d like
With a smile
said “I’ll take
a root beer”
Big mistake
This feeling
comes right back
My mind’s gone
After one glass

Man, it happened once again
Drunk, don’t understand
I started feeling weird
Just because it says beer

Oh man, I feel like death
They say it’s in my head
Well tell that to my gut
Cause now I’m stuck here throwing up

I’m having trouble standing up
My friends left me here throwing up
That root beer got me throwing up
Not even booze, and I threw up
I’m such a lightweight throwing up

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Old Man Ribber - July 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Hey Abbott! I resemble this! ;D
Matthias - August 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Just celebrated a "Welcome Home Party" for me and I can totally relate because I spent the end of the party being like the character of this song. You know I want to dislike this but I actually really enjoyed it.
Jeff Reuben - August 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Rum raisin ice cream will do more to get me sick than wine or beer! And Denny's, I just ate there last night. Well done.
Max Power - August 18, 2011 - Report this comment
I know how that felt.
agrimorfee - August 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Pretty simple, but hilarious sub for the main riff (Like my own "Puke Song" covering the same topic /shameless plug). Perfect topic to OS I think!
Blaydeman - August 21, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Simple idea, executed to perfection. Fun OS matched perfectly with funny lyrics, makes for an awesome parody! Great job!
Below Average Dave - September 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Parody was good, but the formatting really threw me off at spots, I know why you formatted it the way you did, but such small lines are hard to follow
bobpiecheese - February 09, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages) Surprisingly good parody for such a simple topic. Dunno how this counts as "strange and unusual" though. Still, 555!
Porfle Popnecker - February 09, 2012 - Report this comment
I could relate to this because I have vomited several times over the years.
Christie Marie M - February 09, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages) Oh...my...God!! How hilarious you made with a disgusting topic! Well, actually reminds me of my bulimic/anorexic time in High School, where I end up sticking a popsicle stick down my throat to make me vomit! What I found hilarious about your satire was the part where the line says "Just because it says beer" LOL..still laughing!! Uh oh, I better stop or I'll start to vomit as well. Here's 555's, I'll drink to that...oops I mentioned "drinking" again...bad idea!

@bobpiecheese - "Strange and Unusual" things happen to make people vomit sometimes, like people eat something weird, or pregnant women get morning sickness, even at night sometimes.
Matthias - February 10, 2012 - Report this comment
As I said I wanted to hate this parody because I hate all toilet humor but some of the lines in here were actually really clever like vomiting because you got drunk on root beer.
Blaydeman - February 11, 2012 - Report this comment
(AofA) see above ^^^
Arwen - February 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Ages...well I liked this a lot. First song by Blink 182 that I loved...and you worked with it very well! Nice!!
D-Mon - February 14, 2012 - Report this comment
(AofA) I spewing 5's all over the place!
Max Power - September 04, 2014 - Report this comment
Bad diet can do that, but it is a good way to lose 555 lbs.
Blaydeman - September 06, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See Above ^^^ Still really like this one, Abbott, but you've added quite a few gems since this.
bobpiecheese - September 10, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Damn, my memory sucks, I'd forgotten I'd read this before. Can't blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol cause I cannae stand the stuff. Still a great parody, 555!

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