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Song Parodies -> "Butterface"

Original Song Title:

"Poker Face"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Butterface"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

I'm surprised this hasn't been done more often...anyway, here it is! Original song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht8ZjuFzlUc&feature=related//url
No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no
I knew this showgirl, I called her the "Vegas Tease"
Guys would all line up because they all wanted to see
They'd take one good look and run away-they had to barf
I figured they were nervous, so I'll go give it a shot

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-noooo
She's super hot, I'll give it a shot
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-noooo
But then I stopped, my stomach just dropped

In my mind, she was fine
Yeah, she was hot till I
Saw her face (Her face don't match her body)
Can't deny, can't deny
Everything's hot on her
Butterface (Her face don't match her body)
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface (no no no no)
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface

I did a triple take, she brought my eyeballs pain
She had more facial hair than Lincoln and Mark Twain (nice mustache)
From the roulette table, she's prettiest in town
She must've climbed the ugly tree, hit ev'ry branch back down (Oh!)

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-noooo
Thought she was hot, but turns out she's not
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-noooo
Grandma at slots is ten times more hot

In my mind, she was fine
Yeah, she was hot till I
Saw her face (Her face don't match her body)
Can't deny, can't deny
Everything's hot on her
Butterface (Her face don't match her body)
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface (no no no no)
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface (no no no no)

Now I say this cause it is true
Let me tell you
Her face busted, needs some buffin'
I'm not lyin', she was stunnin'
Till I saw her mug and-
Of all the chicks in the casino
Had to pick the one with a huge snout...
So that one night in Vegas
Thats how me and your mommy met

Cause that night, just that night
I got married to a
Butterface (her face don't match her body)
Then that night, wedding night
Used a paper bag to
Hide her face (still has an awesome body)

She's my wife, she's my wife
I got married to a
Butterface (still has an awesome body)
Lazy eye, makes me cry
But I'm still crazy bout'
Butterface (I just look at her body)

Summer' here, summer' there
Talking bout teeth in her
Butterface (her face don't match her body)
I don't mind, I don't mind
I'm just glad her bod don't
Match her face (cause then I would have nothing)

Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface (her face don't match her body)
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface (no no no no)
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface (no no no no)
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface (no no no no)
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface (no no no no)

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Phil Nelson - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
DKTOS but buttering this with 5's
Christie Marie M - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Great one, Abbott! I agree with you on the top comment. I'm glad you thought that one up! Loved how the choruses varied to your song! Hottie turned Nottie!!! It's all good! 555.
Below Average Dave - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Love the idea, the ol' bag over the head type. Pacing was not quite perfect, but slight editing for recording purposes could easily fix that, very fun idea to (in my opinion) a very fun original song.
Ryan - March 19, 2010 - Report this comment
ROTFL! so funny very minor pacing issues (changing some "don't"s to "do not"s would fix them) but overall it's perfect. i sing it this way ALL the time!
Blaydeman - March 07, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) "She must've climbed the ugly tree, hit ev'ry branch back down (Oh!)" LOL best line. I luaghed for ten minutes after that line!
Mark Scotti - March 07, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) LOL on this one. great work!
agrimorfee - March 07, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC)Great job on this one, lots of work done on the choruses, unexpected gag lines and the twist too. Of course, you snould take two paper bags for her...in case the first rips.
Below Average Dave - March 15, 2011 - Report this comment
I know what you mean about people's face not matching their body--I've seen the other way too (Not so great body beautiful face) Overall good, idea was good, I had some slight pacing snubs, I normally don't have any problems with your pacing, so I'll chaulk it up to my reading as opposed to your pacing.
bobpiecheese - March 27, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Never heard of the term "butterface" but that didn't diminish my enjoyment of this parody one iota! Lotsa great lines here, loved the twist. 555 for you, sir!
Matthias - March 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Love this one! Great title, Can't believe that this is the first "Poker Face" parody I saw that used it.
Blaydeman - February 20, 2017 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I'm still a big fan of this spoof! I thought you crushed this one. One of my favorites of yours if I'm going off the top of my head. I can't praise this one enough.
Max Power - February 21, 2017 - Report this comment
The kind of face in which a plastic surgery may not be such a bad idea. The parody is buttery enough to sizzle my toast if you know what I mean.
bobpiecheese - February 21, 2017 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above!

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