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Song Parodies -> "My Food"

Original Song Title:

"My Boo"

Original Performer:

Usher (feat. Alicia Keys)

Parody Song Title:

"My Food"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Theres always that one meal that you keep inside your gut
I like the Burger King, McDonalds, and the Pizza Hut
But I eat it anyway and then i realize
I shouldn't have got that big mac super-sized
You gotta rock to this one

See i dunno about yall but i know about me
Cause i'm the guy who really knows how to eat (x2)

Do you remember girl i was the one
Who gave you a hersheys kiss
Cause i remember girl, right after that i asked
"Do you have some chips?"
Even before all the cake and before you put it on bake
Girl i was there, and i was just eating


It started when i was younger with that mush, my food
Cafeteria food i will not touch, my food
Even though they say the carbs that they're not right, my food
And i know i haven't slept right in awhile but i will always eat my food
It started when i was younger with that mush, my food
Cafeteria food i will not touch, my food
Even though they say the carbs that they're not right, my food
And i know theres another diet in the world but i will always eat my food

Yes i remember boy cause after that kiss
I could only start to lick my lips
Yes i remember boy that was the moment i knew
That we were out of dip
Even before all the fruit
Going down my food chute
I was there and i was just eating


It started when i was younger with that mush, my food
Cafeteria food i will not touch, my food
Even though they say the carbs that they're not right, my food
And i know i haven't slept right in awhile but i will always eat my food
It started when i was younger with that mush, my food
Cafeteria food i will not touch, my food
Even though they say the carbs that they're not right, my food
And i know theres another diet in the world but i will always eat my food

My oh, my oh, my oh, my oh, my food
My oh, my oh, my oh, my oh, my food

It started when i was younger with that mush, my food
Cafeteria food i will not touch, my food
Even though they say the carbs that they're not right, my food
And i know i haven't slept right in awhile but i will always eat my food

See i dunno about yall but i know about me
Cause i'm the guy who really knows how to eat (x2)

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Kimberly G. - December 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Flawless
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Really, really, really funny.
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