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Song Parodies -> "Cup of Ice"

Original Song Title:

"Paradise"

Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Cup of Ice"

Parody Written by:

Nixon Lee

The Lyrics

This is a song about a guy who goes through a drive thru to get a drink and is underwhelmed when he gets mostly ice instead. (This is my first Coldplay parody EVER!!!)
Decided to take a whirl from the
dieting world
Just wanted something sweet
it was my dieting cheat week

I wanted a cool refreshment type
cool refreshment type
cool refreshment type
but they gave me too much ice

Ooooh...

Decided to take a whirl
from the dieting world
Just needed something sweet
that wouldn't rot my teeth

The ice piled on
my cup's so heavy
I didn't really need much ice
The cashier hit the button twice

is this right, is this right?
My cup's uptight

The lid won’t even fit on right
I turned and asked them twice

So tell me why is my drink mostly ice
Sip too quickly my cup's dry
Should get more with burger & fries
Yooooooo

Why should I pay full price
This is the last time I get supersize
Then you wanna charge a refill price
Noooooooo

Da, Da, Da...

Sitting in the drive thru line I wanted to cry
Took my cup right back in and told them to fill it to this line

So tell me why is my drink mostly ice
Sip too quickly my cup's dry
Should get more with burger & fries
Yooooooo
Why should I pay full price
This is the last time I get supersize
Then you wanna charge a refill price
Noooooooo

(Repeat)
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