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Song Parodies -> "Santa"

Original Song Title:

"Daddy"

Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Santa"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

Got a little esoteric for this one after I listened to the OS. The rhythm certainly is childlike and fits with festive holidays imo.
(Verse 1)
Santa, do you live there?
Santa, will you check your list?
Santa, with your white hair
Will all those elves finish the gifts?

(Pre-Chorus)
I wroooote
About reindeer
Need to adhere, this cheer
Santa, if you live there
Santa, I can’t visit you

(Chorus)
It’s sooooooooo cooooooollllld right nowwwww*
Yeah, it’s sooooooooo coooooooollllld right nowwwww
Don’t allow, can’t allow
Won’t allow

(Verse 2)
Santa, do you live there?
Santa, is NORAD with you?
Santa, are you on queue?
So, Claus, with that magic flair
And Santa, you can come bilk
For cookies and milk

(Chorus)

(Bridge)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) It’s sooooooooo coooooooollllld right now

(Outro)
After you pass on your sleigh
I’ll play, yeah, we’d play
After you pass on your sleigh
This day, on this day
* = This is not to indicate the weather being cold, but more the state of our world that has happened this year. Think about the many connections that are severed most of the time. I don't need to cite any newspaper article, it's everywhere.

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