I have been running
for my PE class
I didn't know how slow I am
I ended up last
Last in the whole class
Tell me I must run again
tell me your secrets
your secrets of running
So I can get to the Fro-o-o-ont
I didn't make it
I am the slow kid
"F" is the grade on my card

Nobody said it was easy
to get an "A" on my report card
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever thinks that it is so hard
to finish in the front.

I was just playing-at lacrosse and soccer
running and kicking-the ball
questions for athletes:
how do you lay up?
or is that for another sport?
tell me you love me
though my sport skills are stinky
oh and I can't hit the ball
Running like turtles
Can't even hurdly
Landing backwords, I fall.

Nobody said it was easy
to get an "A" on my report card
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever thinks that it is so hard
to finish in the front.

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