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Song Parodies -> "Viva La Pizza"

Original Song Title:

"Viva La Vida"

Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Viva La Pizza"

Parody Written by:

Flash Flood

The Lyrics

Latest song from the album "Viva la pizza or Pizza Hutt and all his friends" by Coldplate.
I used to eat it every day
Now it took revenge on my weight
I used to be Pizza King on my throne
Now everybody left me,I eat alone

Eating it felt like paradise
It would glisten in my eyes
Listen as the waitress would sing
"Man,that boy sure could eat!"

I even eat the pizza sandwich
The flavor makes me feel rich
Afterwards I could barely stand
'Cause my legs felt like sand

What a joy is pizza eating
The bites keep repeating
Hot and tasty doughy crust
3 minutes later,that jumbo would be dust

For some reason I can't explain
I eat my pizza with everything
In somekind of sloppy way
And that was when I ate it every day

Order it from every pizza place in town
But the Pizza King lost his crown
Now he has to watch over his cholesterol
Can't even eat the ones in the mall

But yet he still waits
The pizza to b on a silver plate
Just a puppet on a lonely string
Oh who would ever want to be king?

What a joy is pizza eating
The bites keep repeating
Hot and tasty doughy crust
3 minutes later,that jumbo would be dust

For some reason I can't explain
I eat my pizza with everything
In somekind of sloppy way
And that was when I ate it every day


What a joy is pizza eating
The bites keep repeating
Hot and tasty doughy crust
3 minutes later,that jumbo would be dust

For some reason I can't explain
I eat my pizza with everything
In somekind of sloppy way
And that was when I ate it every day

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