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Song Parodies -> "Hear You"

Original Song Title:

"Fix You"

Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Hear You"

Parody Written by:

Alan the Ottoman

The Lyrics

This is about the Only New rock Alternative... 89X. Some bands, like Nine Inch Nails, the Killers, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Blink 182, Sponge, No Doubt, Theory of a Deadman, and House of Pain are not mentioned in this parody even though they should
When Holly sounds like her voice is weak
When you dislike Dave and Chuck the Freak
When Phat Matt feels like he's asleep
You will be served

And Heidi needs a lot more taste
And Vince Cannova takes up space
And Gnyp has obviously gone to waste
It's getting worse

I just sigh and moan
Rain or sleet or snow
Because I want to hear you.

When I turn on the radio,
To 88.7FM I go,
'cause that's the best local station I know.
It's not absurd.

I just sigh and moan
Rain or sleet or snow
Because I want to hear you.

The X-team
Is in my face!
I want to hear Franz Ferdinand, Gorillaz or Green Day!
Linkin Park, Maybe A.F.I.

Rage against the Machine!
I want some Cake!
System of a Down, Avenged Sevenfold – anything but Coldplay!
MCR, Audioslave
Or Live!

I just sigh and moan
Rain or sleet or snow
Because I want to hear you.
Note: MCR is My Chemical Romance

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