Look at my dog
Hear how he whines for you
He's saying "I love you"
And he is a whippet

I came along
And wrote a song for him
About how he can't swim
Poor little whippet

So then I played with him
What a thing to have done
With my little whippet

All skin, oh god he's skin and bones
But still, he's very beautiful
Platonically, I really love him so
You know I love him so

I wiped the floor
To clean up all his poo
A naughty thing to do
My little whippet

I drew a line
Completed my cartoon
What a thing to do
For my little whippet

All skin, oh god he's skin and bones
But still, he's very beautiful
It's not wrong to let him sleep in my bed
I let him sleep in my bed

It's true
Hear how he whines for you
Hear how he whines for you
Hear how he whines for
Hear how he whines for you
Hear how he whines for you
Hear how he whines

Look at my dog
Hear how he whines for you
He's saying "I love you"