-> "Plots"
Original Song Title:
"Clocks"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Plots"
The Lyrics
(Instrumental Piano Solo)
Brought out my potting soil and spade
I'm ready to plant my first seeds
(Kneel) on the ground upon my knees
As I dig, and yank those weeds, sifting
Hope bugs won't make their nest
Spray those vermin till they're dead
And those, tomatoes shall be placed
Right where they will feel some rain, planting
(Instrumental Break)
More...corn
No...scorn
(Instrumental Break)
Clearing rubble and (some) rocks
Fertilizing garden plots, then I'll
Fence around as I please
Dogs won't mark their territory, plan to
Make room to plant berries
Water fruits and some veggies
Will my eggplants grow and thrive?
Or will they shrivel so uptight?
Plant more
(Instrumental Break)
String...beans
So...lean
Go...feed
More...seeds
(Instrumental Break)
Cukes...spawn
Spuds...spawn
I'm saving all my wares
So frugal with more care
Hope they'll be good as pears
(Ethereal Piano Solo)
Grow...on
Thrive...on
Hoe...Hoe
As I dig up the holes
Moan...Groan
As my back I had thrown
Home...Home
(More...beets)
Where my dream garden grows
Home...Grown
(To...eat)
Where my harvesting goes
(Instrumental Piano Outro)
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