Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Can't Go To Sleep"

Original Song Title:

"Clocks"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Go To Sleep"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

Lights go out, I hear the clock
Ticking loud, my system's shocked
And I can't go to sleep at all
Think I'll unplug it from the wall, yeah

It still continues to go
It runs on batteries, oh
I rip out the batteries
I once again can sleep in peace, I think

All right
All right

Hear a leak that never stops
Thought it was over after the clock
I close the bathroom door
But I still am hearing it more, this stinks

Neighbors left radio on
While they sleep, I hear its songs
They wake up, turn it louder
Wish all these noises were gone, I say

Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no

Oh no
Oh no

I can never get to sleep
No, can never get to sleep
I can never get to sleep

Tonight
Tonight

Home, home, where I can't fall asleep
Home, home, where I can't fall asleep
Home, home, where I can't fall asleep
Home, home, where I can't fall asleep

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   1
 1
 1
 
 5   1
 1
 1
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

MrMacphisto - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one
neminem - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Way better than mine. And far too close to my own situation, what with people being loud outside my door, people being loud above me, and then freaking *construction* across the lawn... 5'd.
2:49 AM - March 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Haha! Good job! I feel this way all the time (I think I have insomnia) Oh, and by the way, if you liked this song, check out my "Do I Make You Proud" called "I Don't Sleep Enough" This was great and because I have a hard time sleeping. 555!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/coldplay35.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 635