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Song Parodies ->Authors -> Phil Nelson

Hey, I'm Phil Nelson, longtime author on amiright. I might've been away from the site for a while but I'm back now. I'm a Floridian, and started writing parodies to escape boredom and for entertainment. I also like to listen to Dr. Demento. I hope to record my parodies soon. Enjoy these parodies, I enjoyed writing them.
All lyrics Copyright 2003-2010 Phil Nelson.

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Parody TitleOriginal TitlePerformerSubmitted
Stuck Inside An Automobile In The Deep Ocean AgainStuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues againBob Dylan2003-09-15
Eating TamponsBaba O'RileyThe Who2003-10-24
Armadillo by MorningAmarillo By MorningGeorge Strait2003-10-24
I Need To GoI Need To KnowTom Petty & the Heartbreakers2004-01-09
You're Mighty Tall, Jackie GreepsWhile My Guitar Gently WeepsBeatles2004-01-13
It Shouldn't Have To Be This WayIt Doesn't Have To Be That WayJim Croce2004-01-13
Butter ManBetter ManPearl Jam2004-01-14
Really Really StinkTomorrowSilverchair2004-01-14
Can't Stop Hating YouCan't Stop Loving YouPhil Collins2004-01-14
Carlton's UnusualIt's Not UnusualTom Jones2004-01-19
The Mimes They Are Annoyin'The Times They Are A-Changin'Bob Dylan2004-01-19
Rerun TonightHeartache TonightThe Eagles2004-01-19
Drinking The High Life AgainBack In The High Life AgainSteve Winwood2004-01-19
Joke, A ZeroJuke Box HeroForeigner2004-01-19
I Can Sing It RightWe Can Work It OutBeatles2004-01-21
You're A PainYou're So VainCarly Simon2004-01-21
AlbertaAlbertaEric Clapton2004-01-21
Both Sides of the FaceBoth Sides of the StoryPhil Collins2004-01-21
Three Times A LadyThree Times A LadyThe Commodores2004-01-23
The Fart Is What MattersThe Heart Of The MatterDon Henley2004-01-23
I'm Incredibly HighWhat a Wonderful WorldLouis Armstrong2004-01-27
Listens to Jethro Tull MusicWhile My Guitar Gently WeepsThe Beatles2004-01-27
My Weird HatKnock On WoodAmii Stewart2004-01-27
That SmellThat SmellLynyrd Skynyrd2004-01-27
Ordinary GirlOrdinary WorldDuran Duran2004-01-27
BourbonWhat I GotSublime2004-01-27
Rip Out A FartHold On My HeartGenesis2004-01-30
Bad PlansBadlandsBruce Springsteen2004-02-01
Ring TonesHead GamesForeigner2004-02-01
Sick Of Free BirdFree As A BirdThe Beatles2004-02-01
Old Timers Drive Real SlowOld Time Rock N RollBob Seger2004-02-10
You Are The WomanYou Are The WomanFirefall2004-02-10
A Really Tall TreeHome By The SeaGenesis2004-02-10
Old FartLove ShackThe B-52's2004-02-10
Have I Told You Lately You're a Good DrugHave I Told You LatelyRod Stewart2004-02-10
I Need To DozeI Need To KnowTom Petty & The Heartbreakers2004-02-12
Got Drunk AgainI Missed AgainPhil Collins2004-02-12
An Entire TonIllegal AlienGenesis2004-02-12
The CommodeKokomoThe Beach Boys2004-02-12
Driving It Way Too FastTaking It All Too HardGenesis2004-02-12
Let It FlowLet It FlowToni Braxton2004-02-12
NeonNeonJohn Mayer2004-02-12
Ring Of FireRing Of FireJohnny Cash2004-02-20
You Just Can't Do Anything RightNever SurrenderCorey Hart2004-02-20
DiarrheaRock Me AmadeusFalco2004-02-20
Turning JapaneseTurning JapaneseThe Vapors2004-02-20
It Makes Me Lose ControlMake Me Lose ControlEric Carmen2004-02-22
Welcome To The JungleWelcome To The JungleGuns N' Roses2004-02-22
Breakin' Some WindAgainst The WindBob Seger2004-02-24
I Just Think That I'm Going To HurlThe Most Beautiful Girl In The WorldPrince2004-02-24
Return of the NaderEye Of The TigerSurvivor2004-03-11
Playin' DefenderReturn To SenderElvis Presley2004-03-12
I Just Stepped On A TackReturn To InnocenceEnigma2004-03-12
I Wore My Sunglasses At NightSunglasses At NightCorey Hart2004-03-16
Desert CactusDesert RoseSting2004-03-16
Mr. WendyWindyThe Association2004-03-17
Stinky FartHungry HeartBruce Springsteen2004-03-17
Burping ManPurple RainPrince2004-03-17
I Can See Clearly NowI Can See Clearly NowJimmy Cliff2004-03-17
HalitosisToo Many WallsCathy Dennis2004-03-17
Sounding My Air Horn TonightIn the Air TonightPhil Collins2004-03-26
Movie's Too LongSomething So StrongCrowded House2004-03-26
Eating CatsCry For HelpRick Astley2004-03-26
I Really Like Dog FoodI've Been Thinking About YouLondonbeat2004-03-26
Blowin' My NoseBlowin' In The WindBob Dylan2004-03-28
What A SheilaOh SheilaReady For The World2004-03-28
Weird VacationMargaritavilleJimmy Buffett2004-04-06
Got ConstipationInfatuationRod Stewart2004-04-06
Can You Hear Me Now?Waiting For YouSeal2004-04-06
Mr. 'Tambourine' FanMr. Tambourine ManBob Dylan2004-04-09
Upside DownUpside DownDiana Ross2004-04-09
Like Watching Grass GrowEvery Breath You TakeThe Police2004-04-09
The Power Of BugsThe Power Of LoveHuey Lewis & The News2004-04-13
Where the streets are unpavedWhere The Streets Have No NameU22004-04-13
Asleep In ClassSounds Of SilenceSimon & Garfunkel2004-04-15
Too Much SugarNo Sugar TonightThe Guess Who2004-04-15
The Remedy (is really bad tasting)The RemedyJason Mraz2004-04-20
(Telemarketers) Get You Hangin' Up The PhoneTwilight ZoneGolden Earring2004-05-04
Riding With The GeckoRiding With The KingEric Clapton and BB King2004-05-07
Wheel on Game ShowsWheel In The SkyJourney2004-05-09
I've Driven Badly For The Longest TimeFor The Longest TimeBilly Joel2004-05-10
ForeJumpVan Halen2004-05-10
The Heart Of New MusicThe Heart of Rock n' RollHuey Lewis and the News2004-05-10
Eight Bucks This WeekEight Days A WeekThe Beatles2004-05-11
Tearing Up The RoadThe PromiseWhen In Rome2004-05-11
Mooning ThemeArthur's ThemeChristopher Cross2004-05-13
Brain FartLaylaDerek And The Dominos2004-05-14
My Lawn MowerLow RiderWar2004-05-14
Fourteen Minutes MicrowavedMollySponge2004-05-14
Greetings On My VoicemailMessage In A BottleThe Police2004-05-15
Does Studying Matter?The Heart of the MatterDon Henley2004-05-15
On Hold MusicHold On My HeartGenesis2004-05-15
The HeadbuttOut Of My HeadFastball2004-05-15
I Stole A Golf CartRhythm Of My HeartRod Stewart2004-05-15
People Are DumbPeople Are StrangeThe Doors2004-05-20
Don't Like New Tv TrendsWalking ContradictionGreen Day2004-05-20
WipeoutSounds Of The OceanBurke Roney2004-05-20
I'm Milton BradleySecret Agent ManJohnny Rivers2004-05-21
Pop-up AdsDancing In The DarkBruce Springsteen2004-05-21
Annoying Neighbor SongBack For GoodTake That2004-05-21
Those McDonald's AdsThat's What Love Is ForAmy Grant2004-05-21
Bad WeatherSteppin' OutJoe Jackson2004-05-22
AnnoyancesI Can't Stand ItEric Clapton2004-05-23
Can't Go To SleepClocksColdplay2004-05-23
Fell Off Their Bikes (Bush, Kerry)Come Sail AwayStyx2004-05-26
HailingSailingChristopher Cross2004-06-03
Bloopers Aren't FunTunnel Of LoveBruce Springsteen2004-06-03
Dumb DogHound DogElvis Presley2004-07-18
Haven't Found Our Album That We're Looking ForI Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking ForU22004-07-18
How Far To The Car?HeavenLos Lonely Boys2004-07-18
GodfatherzillaSecret Agent ManJohnny Rivers2004-07-25
Bell Bottom Blues (Still wearing them)Bell Bottom BluesEric Clapton2004-07-25
You've Got Mad Cow DiseaseAddicted to LoveRobert Palmer2004-07-26
Broken Glass (The Car hitting the Mailbox)Broken WingsMr. Mister2004-07-26
Ingrown ToenailSmells Like Teen SpiritNirvana2004-08-30
Ringo ImpersonatorSomething In The AirTom Petty2004-08-30
Threw Out The FridgeratorAll Along The WatchtowerJimi Hendrix2009-11-29
Ho HoHi HoDisney2009-12-24
It's FluorescentIt's A Small WorldDisney Songs2010-01-17
Something For ZitsKiss On My ListHall & Oates2010-01-18
They Used Too Much YeastBeauty And The BeastCeline Dion2010-01-18
Hold My HatHold My HandHootie & The Blowfish2010-01-18
Still That SongStill The SameBob Seger2010-01-21
The New Yankee WorkshopNeverending StoryLimahl2010-01-21
Take It Back (return to store)Take It BackPink Floyd2010-01-21
CuminHumanHuman League2010-01-31
JuanOneU22010-01-31
Twisty TiesFirefliesOwl City2010-01-31
The Stuffy Smell In Those RoomsThe Stuff That Dreams Are Made OfCarly Simon2010-02-03
I Bought These New JeansI Go To ExtremesBilly Joel2010-02-04
Elephants Never ForgetRock & Roll Never ForgetsBob Seger2010-02-07
Oh Drac Vants To Suck Your Blood NowIf You Want My LoveCheap Trick2010-02-07
You Take A Lot Of Meat With YouEvery Time You Go AwayPaul Young2010-02-10
Cat Doo-dooKatmanduBob Seger2010-02-10
Really Bad PunBand On The RunWings2010-02-17
Big Jetsons FantasyRock And Roll FantasyBad Company2010-02-17
I Need New Shocks And StrutsHer StrutBob Seger2010-02-17
Reel Big FishReal WorldMatchbox 202010-02-17
Zamboni RacerTequila SunriseThe Eagles2010-02-22
Speedskating In The NightPiano In The DarkBrenda Russell2010-02-22
Scenes From A Movie TheaterScenes From An Italian RestaurantBilly Joel2010-02-23
The End Of My Brand New FenceThe End Of The InnocenceDon Henley2010-02-23
Guitar Sing-oDesperadoThe Eagles2010-02-25
Quacking Yourself (The Angry Young Duck)Fooling Yourself (The Angry Young Man)Styx2010-02-25
My Big Trip Last SummerSuddenly Last SummerThe Motels2010-02-28
To Be AnnouncedTo Be With YouMr. Big2010-02-28
Fight With Water BalloonsSmokin' In The Boys' RoomBrownsville Station2010-03-03
TV Of DreamsRiver Of DreamsBilly Joel2010-03-03
I Wake Up EarlySay You Love MeFleetwood Mac2010-03-07
SeiningSailingChristopher Cross2010-03-07
Payload (Butt)HaloBeyonce Knowles2010-03-10
Just DansJust DanceLady Gaga2010-03-10
Complainin' Of The April FoolsRhythm Of The RainDan Fogelberg2010-03-11
Different DayBrand New DaySting2010-03-11
Disney FieldCenterfieldJohn Fogerty2010-03-14
Suite LifeStreet LifeThe Crusaders2010-03-14
BandBadgeCream2010-03-15
The Hall Of Fame All RightTonight, Tonight, TonightGenesis2010-03-15
If They Ever Lose The Bees Out ThereIf I Ever Lose My Faith In YouSting2010-03-15
WatercraftHang FireRolling Stones2010-03-16
FeetwellRhythm Of The NightDebarge2010-03-16
Is Your Browser A Big PainHave You Ever Seen The RainCreedence Clearwater Revival2010-03-17
StreetlightsStreet LifeThe Crusaders2010-03-17
Where Is My Badge (The Cop's Song)BadgeCream2010-03-21
Can You Ever Eat The PainHave You Ever Seen The RainCreedence Clearwater Revival2010-03-21
Shoes That Let You RollOld Time Rock And RollBob Seger2010-03-21
Throwing The Trash AwayThrowing It All AwayGenesis2010-03-28
Fat On The PlaneRoll To MeDel Amitri2010-03-28
In My Teacher's CarBack In The USSRBeatles2010-03-30
The Sign (Of The Movie Theater)The SignAce Of Base2010-03-30
Junk MailCocaineEric Clapton2010-04-08
Sleep With Your Mouth Wide OpenInto The Great Wide OpenTom Petty2010-04-12
Ding Dong My Doorbell AgainDing Dong Merrily On HighJulie Andrews2010-12-31
Ding Dongs Twinkies and Ho HosDing Dong Merrily On HighJulie Andrews2010-12-31