Song Parodies ->Authors -> Phil Nelson
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Stuck Inside An Automobile In The Deep Ocean Again | Stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues again | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Eating Tampons | Baba O'Riley | The Who | 4.0 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 168 | |
| Armadillo by Morning | Amarillo By Morning | George Strait | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 155 | |
| I Need To Go | I Need To Know | Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| You're Mighty Tall, Jackie Greeps | While My Guitar Gently Weeps | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| It Shouldn't Have To Be This Way | It Doesn't Have To Be That Way | Jim Croce | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| Butter Man | Better Man | Pearl Jam | 4.2 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 617 | |
| Really Really Stink | Tomorrow | Silverchair | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 160 | |
| Can't Stop Hating You | Can't Stop Loving You | Phil Collins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| Carlton's Unusual | It's Not Unusual | Tom Jones | 3.8 | 4.5 | 4.2 | 177 | |
| The Mimes They Are Annoyin' | The Times They Are A-Changin' | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| Rerun Tonight | Heartache Tonight | The Eagles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 132 | |
| Drinking The High Life Again | Back In The High Life Again | Steve Winwood | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| Joke, A Zero | Juke Box Hero | Foreigner | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| I Can Sing It Right | We Can Work It Out | Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 114 | |
| You're A Pain | You're So Vain | Carly Simon | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 145 | |
| Alberta | Alberta | Eric Clapton | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 140 | |
| Both Sides of the Face | Both Sides of the Story | Phil Collins | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 110 | |
| Three Times A Lady | Three Times A Lady | The Commodores | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| The Fart Is What Matters | The Heart Of The Matter | Don Henley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 186 | |
| I'm Incredibly High | What a Wonderful World | Louis Armstrong | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 124 | |
| Listens to Jethro Tull Music | While My Guitar Gently Weeps | The Beatles | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 107 | |
| My Weird Hat | Knock On Wood | Amii Stewart | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 150 | |
| That Smell | That Smell | Lynyrd Skynyrd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 136 | |
| Ordinary Girl | Ordinary World | Duran Duran | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 132 | |
| Bourbon | What I Got | Sublime | 3.4 | 3.6 | 3.5 | 170 | |
| Rip Out A Fart | Hold On My Heart | Genesis | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 165 | |
| Bad Plans | Badlands | Bruce Springsteen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| Ring Tones | Head Games | Foreigner | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| Sick Of Free Bird | Free As A Bird | The Beatles | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.2 | 165 | |
| Old Timers Drive Real Slow | Old Time Rock N Roll | Bob Seger | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 156 | |
| You Are The Woman | You Are The Woman | Firefall | 3.0 | 4.0 | 3.5 | 276 | |
| A Really Tall Tree | Home By The Sea | Genesis | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| Old Fart | Love Shack | The B-52's | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 594 | |
| Have I Told You Lately You're a Good Drug | Have I Told You Lately | Rod Stewart | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| I Need To Doze | I Need To Know | Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| Got Drunk Again | I Missed Again | Phil Collins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| An Entire Ton | Illegal Alien | Genesis | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| The Commode | Kokomo | The Beach Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 237 | |
| Driving It Way Too Fast | Taking It All Too Hard | Genesis | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 123 | |
| Let It Flow | Let It Flow | Toni Braxton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| Neon | Neon | John Mayer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| Ring Of Fire | Ring Of Fire | Johnny Cash | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 184 | |
| You Just Can't Do Anything Right | Never Surrender | Corey Hart | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 153 | |
| Diarrhea | Rock Me Amadeus | Falco | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 405 | |
| Turning Japanese | Turning Japanese | The Vapors | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 462 | |
| It Makes Me Lose Control | Make Me Lose Control | Eric Carmen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 286 | |
| Welcome To The Jungle | Welcome To The Jungle | Guns N' Roses | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 161 | |
| Breakin' Some Wind | Against The Wind | Bob Seger | 5.0 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 199 | |
| I Just Think That I'm Going To Hurl | The Most Beautiful Girl In The World | Prince | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 158 | |
| Return of the Nader | Eye Of The Tiger | Survivor | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| Playin' Defender | Return To Sender | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| I Just Stepped On A Tack | Return To Innocence | Enigma | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 249 | |
| I Wore My Sunglasses At Night | Sunglasses At Night | Corey Hart | 3.5 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 918 | |
| Desert Cactus | Desert Rose | Sting | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 167 | |
| Mr. Wendy | Windy | The Association | 3.8 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 286 | |
| Stinky Fart | Hungry Heart | Bruce Springsteen | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 592 | |
| Burping Man | Purple Rain | Prince | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 159 | |
| I Can See Clearly Now | I Can See Clearly Now | Jimmy Cliff | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 142 | |
| Halitosis | Too Many Walls | Cathy Dennis | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| Sounding My Air Horn Tonight | In the Air Tonight | Phil Collins | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 122 | |
| Movie's Too Long | Something So Strong | Crowded House | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 163 | |
| Eating Cats | Cry For Help | Rick Astley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 227 | |
| I Really Like Dog Food | I've Been Thinking About You | Londonbeat | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| Blowin' My Nose | Blowin' In The Wind | Bob Dylan | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 162 | |
| What A Sheila | Oh Sheila | Ready For The World | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 130 | |
| Weird Vacation | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffett | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| Got Constipation | Infatuation | Rod Stewart | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| Can You Hear Me Now? | Waiting For You | Seal | 3.7 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 192 | |
| Mr. 'Tambourine' Fan | Mr. Tambourine Man | Bob Dylan | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| Upside Down | Upside Down | Diana Ross | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| Like Watching Grass Grow | Every Breath You Take | The Police | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| The Power Of Bugs | The Power Of Love | Huey Lewis & The News | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| Where the streets are unpaved | Where The Streets Have No Name | U2 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 147 | |
| Asleep In Class | Sounds Of Silence | Simon & Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| Too Much Sugar | No Sugar Tonight | The Guess Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 149 | |
| The Remedy (is really bad tasting) | The Remedy | Jason Mraz | 3.9 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 156 | |
| (Telemarketers) Get You Hangin' Up The Phone | Twilight Zone | Golden Earring | 4.9 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| Riding With The Gecko | Riding With The King | Eric Clapton and BB King | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 136 | |
| Wheel on Game Shows | Wheel In The Sky | Journey | 4.0 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 152 | |
| I've Driven Badly For The Longest Time | For The Longest Time | Billy Joel | 2.2 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 162 | |
| Fore | Jump | Van Halen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| The Heart Of New Music | The Heart of Rock n' Roll | Huey Lewis and the News | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| Eight Bucks This Week | Eight Days A Week | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Tearing Up The Road | The Promise | When In Rome | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 158 | |
| Mooning Theme | Arthur's Theme | Christopher Cross | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Brain Fart | Layla | Derek And The Dominos | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| My Lawn Mower | Low Rider | War | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 170 | |
| Fourteen Minutes Microwaved | Molly | Sponge | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 149 | |
| Greetings On My Voicemail | Message In A Bottle | The Police | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.6 | 1269 | |
| Does Studying Matter? | The Heart of the Matter | Don Henley | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 121 | |
| On Hold Music | Hold On My Heart | Genesis | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 174 | |
| The Headbutt | Out Of My Head | Fastball | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 159 | |
| I Stole A Golf Cart | Rhythm Of My Heart | Rod Stewart | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| People Are Dumb | People Are Strange | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Don't Like New Tv Trends | Walking Contradiction | Green Day | 3.8 | 4.2 | 3.8 | 110 | |
| Wipeout | Sounds Of The Ocean | Burke Roney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| I'm Milton Bradley | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 128 | |
| Pop-up Ads | Dancing In The Dark | Bruce Springsteen | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 118 | |
| Annoying Neighbor Song | Back For Good | Take That | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 204 | |
| Those McDonald's Ads | That's What Love Is For | Amy Grant | 4.0 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 826 | |
| Bad Weather | Steppin' Out | Joe Jackson | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 130 | |
| Annoyances | I Can't Stand It | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| Can't Go To Sleep | Clocks | Coldplay | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 107 | |
| Junk Stuff | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| Fell Off Their Bikes (Bush, Kerry) | Come Sail Away | Styx | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 159 | |
| Hailing | Sailing | Christopher Cross | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| Bloopers Aren't Fun | Tunnel Of Love | Bruce Springsteen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| Dumb Dog | Hound Dog | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 151 | |
| Haven't Found Our Album That We're Looking For | I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For | U2 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 138 | |
| How Far To The Car? | Heaven | Los Lonely Boys | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 167 | |
| Godfatherzilla | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 148 | |
| Bell Bottom Blues (Still wearing them) | Bell Bottom Blues | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| You've Got Mad Cow Disease | Addicted to Love | Robert Palmer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 194 | |
| Broken Glass (The Car hitting the Mailbox) | Broken Wings | Mr. Mister | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| Ingrown Toenail | Smells Like Teen Spirit | Nirvana | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 166 | |
| Ringo Impersonator | Something In The Air | Tom Petty | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 |
