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Song Parodies -> "Elephants Never Forget"

Original Song Title:

"Rock & Roll Never Forgets"

Original Performer:

Bob Seger

Parody Song Title:

"Elephants Never Forget"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

So I'm a little bit older and a lot more wiser
Than I was that month
Went to the zoo and made jokes
I threw peanuts and made fun of the elephants
Moved my arm like a trunk then walked on
At the zoo again I went past the elephants
Well there was a big stampede, they ran at me, there's six
Think I'm in a fix
I'm now leavin'
Elephants never forget

You'd better run and duck for cover
If you're near me or where I'm going to run
Think the local newspapers
Will have a heyday with this, they'll have fun
Zoo security is coming 'cause it's so risky
They'll ask me why they are all running at me
And all I'll say is "Don't know, I think they might have ticks"
Think I'm in a fix
I'm now hidin'
Elephants never forget

Oh the zoo's still trying to get them all
Listen to the awful stampede making a squall
All I gotta do is just make it out tonight
Yeah tonight

Well I then got out and then ran on
Feelin' really tired running right by the swans
All the zoo people contained the elephants now
No attacks somehow
Won't come back here
Elephants never forget
I won't come back here again
Elephants never forget

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mark Scotti - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Well....maybe for some peanuts they'll come back....about 555 of them!!!
Phil Nelson - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Mark.
P.Pete - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Just like Candid Allen Funt never forgets....good parody
Phil Nelson - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks P.Pete.

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