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Song Parodies -> "Bell Bottom Blues (Still wearing them)"

Original Song Title:

"Bell Bottom Blues"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Bell Bottom Blues (Still wearing them)"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

Not a true story (wasn't alive when they were popular), but funny idea.....
Bell bottom blues, I still wear them.
My legs really like that feeling.
I liked how their hems balloon out, then
And I still like it now.

Do you want to see me dance across the floor to you?
Though you're really ashamed of me, won't take me back
I won't abandon them, 'cause
I still think they're really cool.
Though I look like a fool.
I still think they're really cool.
I'll wear them into the pool.

It's all wrong, but it's all right.
The way that I love them, you know.
Tried to update my clothes, lost the fight.
I don't care that I look real square.

Do you want to see me dance across the floor to you?
Though you're really ashamed of me, won't take me back
I won't abandon them, 'cause
I still think they're really cool.
Though I look like a fool.
I still think they're really cool.
I'll wear them into the pool.

Bell bottom blues, won't say goodbye.
I'll wear them again and again
When you see me, don't you be surprised
To find me with a girl with no taste.

Do you want to see me dance across the floor to you?
Though you're really ashamed of me, won't take me back
I won't abandon them, 'cause
I still think they're really cool.
Though I look like a fool.
I still think they're really cool.
I'll wear them into the pool.

I still think they're really cool.
Though I look like a fool.
I still think they're really cool.
I'll wear them into the pool.

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Meriadoc - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I quite remember the days of huge bell-bottoms (high waisted ones too), and this song is one of my faves. Nice job on it. :-)

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