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Song Parodies -> "Neon"

Original Song Title:

"Neon"

Original Performer:

John Mayer

Parody Song Title:

"Neon"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

Is the color dark enough
For the car to look all right
I don't really think it looks that nice
Looks like a weird face, with weird eyes

It comes and goes and comes and goes
It's zippy, yeah

Tonight she's out driving her car
It really was a bad choice
But for some reason she thought it was cute
Didn't realize the ugliness

It comes and goes and comes and goes
It's zippy, yeah
It comes and goes and comes and goes
But don't wanna be seen in it

She's always driving her old Dodge
Neon, neon
Neon, neon
Who knows how long, how long, how long
She can go before she sees the light

It'll have some problems now
The hood's no longer holding down
It flies up in the middle of the road
And mechanical problems, now it's towed

It doesn't go, it doesn't go
At least not now
It doesn't go, it doesn't go
And she's having a cow,

Because she can't drive her Dodge
Neon, neon
Neon, neon
Who knows how long, how long, how long
It'll be before she gets it back (back)

She's got it back, She's got it back,
And now she sees
That it looks weird, that it looks weird
And wonders what could it be

That made her wanna buy a
Neon, neon
Neon, neon
It took so long, so long, so long
Before she realized it's weird

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