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Song Parodies -> "Eating Cats"

Original Song Title:

"Cry For Help"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rick Astley

Parody Song Title:

"Eating Cats"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

Based on the bumper sticker "I like cats, they taste just like chicken".......
I like to eat cats
Though they'll make me fat
Yeah, they really taste like chicken
And you ask me then,
"Why not eat chicken?"
It's more fun to eat those kittens
Why can't you see it's tasty?
I know it's gross, but come on and see

That it's real cool to be eating cats.
My dinners now have me eating cats.
Oh yeah, I like
Eating
The cats

I wandered around
the streets of this town
trying to find sense of it all.
At first I was shocked
But the taste of cats rocked
Although strange, I ate cats nonstop
I no longer hide my cat craze
I put that bumper sticker on my car

I think it's cool to be eating cats.
Everyone must know about these cats.
Oh yeah, I like
Eating
The cats

No need to feel ashamed.
Eat cats again.
I'm eating cats.

Eating cats is all I need
All I need is to eat some cats.
Eating cats is all I need
All I need is to eat some cats.

I no longer hide my cat craze
I put that bumper sticker on my car

I think it's cool to be eating cats.
You can't deny that they are the best.
The new cool craze is eating cats

I think it's cool to be eating cats.
Everyone tell of the tasty cats.
All I can do is just eat cats

I think it's cool to be eating cats.
I will be there when you first eat cats.
Is it so hard to just eat cats?

Eating cats is all I need. No need to feel ashamed.
All I need is a cat to eat. Come on and eat the cat.
Eating cats is all I need. You can believe me.
All I need is a cat to eat. The taste is gonna set you free.
Whoa.

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Grace Hampton - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
It leaves a bad taste in my mouth, but I have to give you credit for good poetry and lyrics.
Michael McVey - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I am disgusted. Spot is infuriated. I didn't vote because there aren't any negative numbers for the "how funny" CATegory. -- MM

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