A skunk crosses in front of me
He lets out a smell
I get out of the area,
Because now it's way too stinky

Ooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooh that smell
There are stinky skunks around here

In the darkness I see roadkill
Before it died it ripped droppings
So take another tissue, and hold your nose
Those two stinks will make you ill

Ooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooh that smell
The smell is all around you

Now they say you can't smell
Your sense of smell has gone away
But I'll tell you one thing now
You're extremely lucky today

Ooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooh that smell
You can't smell what's around you

Hey, I won't tell you
Of all the smells going on
I know you've smelled them before

One little problem that confronts you
Now that you can smell no more
You have to look where you're walking
Even more, so you don't step in anything

Ooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooh that smell
The stinky smell around you

Ooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooh that smell
The smell stinks out all around it