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Song Parodies -> "Oh Drac Vants To Suck Your Blood Now"

Original Song Title:

"If You Want My Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cheap Trick

Parody Song Title:

"Oh Drac Vants To Suck Your Blood Now"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

Bleh
Bleh

Oh Drac vants to suck your blood now
Yeah Drac needs to suck your blood now
Get some garlic
Then he'll maybe go away, aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

Oh Drac vants to suck your blood now
Yeah Drac needs to suck your blood now
He won't hide it
He'll just suck your blood away, aahh

Yeah I thought he was a vampire bat
I didn't know he was crazy like that
I couldn't see him at night
So wore garlic

Welcome to Transylvania
That is all that he says
Even elsewhere
There's a hole in your neck, in your neck

Oh Drac vants to suck your blood now
Yeah Drac needs to suck your blood now
Get some garlic
Then he'll maybe go away, aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

He holds the secrets of flying like bats
He'll hypnotize you, you'll think like cats
An awful face, an awful voice
An awful smile if he's near

Transylvania's only a place
And it's weird, he lives there
If you go there
There'll be holes in your neck, in your neck

Oh Drac vants to suck your blood now
Yeah Drac needs to suck your blood now
Get some garlic
Then he'll maybe go away, aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

Oh Drac vants to suck your blood now
Yeah Drac needs to suck your blood now
He won't hide it
He'll just suck your blood away, aahh

Oh Drac vants to suck your blood now
Yeah Drac needs to suck your blood now
Got some garlic
And I made him go away, yeah

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Lorpit - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Delightfully amazing and gory material
Phil Nelson - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Lorpit.

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