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Song Parodies -> "Suite Life"

Original Song Title:

"Street Life"

Original Performer:

The Crusaders

Parody Song Title:

"Suite Life"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

Can't believe noone thought of this before. Watched a few episodes here and there a few years back, that's it. Never watched Suite Life On Deck.
I don't watch Suite Life, but there's some adults who watch it
Suite Life, amongst the teens it's a hit
Suite Life, and there's a thousand episodes
Suite Life, how many more? I don't know

You see Mr. Moseby
Where the heck is Ashley
And the Sprouse twins as well
They ring all the doorbells
Episodes are crazy
Like zoos on your tv
A hotel and a boat
Piranhas in the moat

Suite Life, twins look older finally
Suite Life, though they are almost twenty
Suite Life, girls think that they are so cute
And I like Ashley in her swimsuits

There's always crazy stuff
You just can't get enough
Oh London's so stupid
Just look at what she did
They've dumbed it down a lot
Still youngsters like it lots
They've got pools and arcades
They've really got it made

Suite Life
Suite Life
Suite Life
Yeah, Suite Life

I don't watch Suite Life but it's just on so much, hey
Suite Life, twins in trouble night and day
Suite Life, and there's a thousand things to do
Suite Life, you tick off Moseby, then you're through

It's there on your tv
This insane comedy
And every night you'll see
So many cool guest stars
That's what they're doing now
They're getting roles somehow
Kids dress in weird costumes
And get sent to their rooms

Suite Life, how do they learn on a ship?
Suite Life, Zack eats some pizza and chips
Suite Life, and he longed to date Maddie
Suite Life, but wasn't old enough see

There's always funny parts
Each episode has heart
And their mom always sings
Really powerfully
They've got a fussy cook
Esteban, his chicken, look
You will watch it all day
By your tv you'll stay

Suite Life
Suite Life
Suite Life
Yeah, Suite Life
Yeah, Suite Life
Whoa, Suite Life
Suite Life
Yeah, Suite Life

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Jamie - March 15, 2010 - Report this comment
I watched it before and can appreciate this parody. 5s
Phil Nelson - March 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Jamie.
AFW - March 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Never caught the show...but interesting parody
Phil Nelson - March 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW.
Tommy Turtle - March 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Probably the reason that no one thought of it before is because the number of people who both watch the show and KTOS is very small. ;) I DK either, and so can't appreciate or rate it, but it looks like it's a good write for those who "get" it.

(learned via experience *never* to assume that anyone knows any song, show, movie, book ... hence the "slightly* facetious advice last week to parody nothing but "Yesterday" lol. Kidding, but don't be disappointed at low responses for parodies based on TV shows, etc.)
Phil Nelson - March 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Ok. Thanks TT

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