Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Fore"

Original Song Title:

"Jump"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Fore"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

I've never played golf, but this was a funny idea......
I play golf, and sometimes hit it wrong
Golf balls fly wild, they hit people all day long.
They get hurt, oh yeah, that's how they feel.
I've knocked out windshields, windows, birds, tires and wheels

Oh can't you see me standing here,
I'm trying to hit the ball to the green
I ain't the best that you've seen.
Sometimes don't hit how I mean.

I should say Fore, Fore!
I should say fore
So they're forewarned, Fore!
So they're forewarned.

They say, hey you! Who did that?
Got hit in the head
I say I don't know, yeah, who knows
Start playing again.

Oh can't you see me standing here,
I'm trying to hit the ball to the green
I ain't the best that you've seen.
Sometimes don't hit how I mean.

I should say Fore, Fore!
I should say fore
So they're forewarned, Fore!
So they're forewarned.
Fore!

I should say Fore, Fore!
Always say fore
Mention it, Fore!
I'll yell out Fore
Fore!

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   1
 1
 1
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The Thought Police - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
"Fore!"will get ya 5's
The Thought Polce - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Whoops!my bad.I really Meant to give you three fives there!
MrMacphisto - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I love golf... Where else can you "stroke" balls in public?
The Thought Police - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
In baseball,you have to stroke a long one before a grand slam !

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/vanhalen23.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 541