Song Parodies -> Fore
| Original Song Title: | "Jump" |
| Original Performer: | Van Halen |
| Parody Song Title: | "Fore" |
| Parody Written by: | Phil Nelson |
I've never played golf, but this was a funny idea......
I play golf, and sometimes hit it wrong
Golf balls fly wild, they hit people all day long.
They get hurt, oh yeah, that's how they feel.
I've knocked out windshields, windows, birds, tires and wheels
Oh can't you see me standing here,
I'm trying to hit the ball to the green
I ain't the best that you've seen.
Sometimes don't hit how I mean.
I should say Fore, Fore!
I should say fore
So they're forewarned, Fore!
So they're forewarned.
They say, hey you! Who did that?
Got hit in the head
I say I don't know, yeah, who knows
Start playing again.
Oh can't you see me standing here,
I'm trying to hit the ball to the green
I ain't the best that you've seen.
Sometimes don't hit how I mean.
I should say Fore, Fore!
I should say fore
So they're forewarned, Fore!
So they're forewarned.
Fore!
I should say Fore, Fore!
Always say fore
Mention it, Fore!
I'll yell out Fore
Fore!
Golf balls fly wild, they hit people all day long.
They get hurt, oh yeah, that's how they feel.
I've knocked out windshields, windows, birds, tires and wheels
Oh can't you see me standing here,
I'm trying to hit the ball to the green
I ain't the best that you've seen.
Sometimes don't hit how I mean.
I should say Fore, Fore!
I should say fore
So they're forewarned, Fore!
So they're forewarned.
They say, hey you! Who did that?
Got hit in the head
I say I don't know, yeah, who knows
Start playing again.
Oh can't you see me standing here,
I'm trying to hit the ball to the green
I ain't the best that you've seen.
Sometimes don't hit how I mean.
I should say Fore, Fore!
I should say fore
So they're forewarned, Fore!
So they're forewarned.
Fore!
I should say Fore, Fore!
Always say fore
Mention it, Fore!
I'll yell out Fore
Fore!
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"Fore!"will get ya 5's
Whoops!my bad.I really Meant to give you three fives there!
I love golf... Where else can you "stroke" balls in public?
In baseball,you have to stroke a long one before a grand slam !
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