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Song Parodies -> "I'm Milton Bradley"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

Original Performer:

Johnny Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Milton Bradley"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

About Milton Bradley, the baseball player.
There's a company whose name sounds like mine
My parents were being funny on my dime
When I step to the plate, many a joke is made
Yes, I'll probably hit the ball to Boardwalk

I'm Milton Bradley, I'm Milton Bradley
Just play your game of letters, don't worry about my name

When Cleveland got me, they couldn't stop laughing
I'm all right with it, no longer bothers me
As a kid, it was tough, you see
Yeah, there was many a tease
'Cause my name was like a board game company

I'm Milton Bradley, I'm Milton Bradley
Just play your game of letters, and forget about my name

I'm Milton Bradley, I'm Milton Bradley
Just play your game of letters, I think I might change my name

They might make a board game based on me one day
It'd be based on baseball, home runs gone away
Yeah, isn't it funny how I
Still am in the public eye
Although I'm not in the board game business.

I'm Milton Bradley, I'm Milton Bradley
Just play your game of letters, and forget about my name

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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Johnny D - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Now that's different!
The Great Karlando - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
This guy's turning into the Terrell Owens of baseball. His big mouth has gotten him in trouble a ton of times. He's not even THAT good, definitely not good enough to warrant all the crap he says. Pacing-wise: Milton Bradley has one less syllable than Secret Agent Man, so it's awfully hard to get that to flow well. Still not bad though.
Dan - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good parody. Karlando-the title and chorus is "I'm Milton Bradley."
alvin rhodes - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
5s from this dodger fan
Jay W - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
This is great. (However, my all time favorite baseball names are Razor Shines and Dick Pole.)
Paul Robinson - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Phil, funny stuff here. When he was playing for Cleveland I caught notice of the name. Never thought he'd end up playing out here in LA. That's a perfect name for someone playing in fantasy-land. Maybe the Angels can sign "Mickey Mouse" next year. They may have to if the lose Troy Glaus after this one. Hey, "Mickey Mouse" and Troy Glaus rhyme...
Michael Pacholek - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
The Terrell Owens of baseball is Armando Benitez. And if you know what that means, then you know the Philadelphia Eagles are in big, big trouble. You think Philly fans boo a lot? You ain't heard nothin' yet, folks...

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