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Song Parodies -> "Twisty Ties"

Original Song Title:

"Fireflies"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Owl City

Parody Song Title:

"Twisty Ties"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

You would not believe your eyes
If ten million twisty ties
All escaped out while I fell asleep

‘Cause they’d dance around the place
And drink my booze everyplace
They’d all party
And I would just never know

They’d jump back just when I wake up
And startle my new pup
It’s hard to say that they’d rather stay
That way while I’m asleep
‘Cause twisty ties are never as they seem

'Cause there are a thousand things
That are held by twisty rings
And they could just all escape and dance

They'd jump on the ceiling fan
And jump in my soda can
Their disco ball they'd hide in the frying pan

They’d jump back just when I wake up
And startle my new pup
It’s hard to say that they’d rather stay
That way while I’m asleep
‘Cause twisty ties are never as they seem
When I fall asleep

Oh, they can fit in kitchen cracks
(They'd party all night in here)
When I'd wake up they would just all go back
(They'd party all night in here)
Why do I tire of thinking this
(They'd party all night in here)
When I think that they'd be in such bliss

To ten million twisty ties
They'd all jump in my french fries
I got pecan pies that they might have used

But I'll know where several are
They've all gone to local bars
'Cause I saw them there when I drank, they played guitars

They’d jump back just when I wake up
And startle my new pup
It’s hard to say that they’d rather stay
That way while I’m asleep
‘Cause twisty ties are never as they seem
When I fall asleep

They’d jump back just when I wake up
And startle my new pup
It’s hard to say that they’d rather stay
That way while I’m asleep
‘Cause twisty ties are never as they seem
When I fall asleep

They’d jump back just when I wake up
And startle my new pup
It’s hard to say that they’d rather stay
That way while I’m asleep
Because my bags are bursting at the seams

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Mark Scotti - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
A lot of creative ideas "tied' into this subject!
Phil Nelson - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Mark.
Christie "Twisty" Marie M - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
I was "twisted" and "tied" up with your song! Also one of my fave OS! Great work, Phil. Tying you up with 555's with those twisty ties!
Phil Nelson - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Christie.
AFW - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Quite imaginitive
Phil Nelson - February 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW.

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