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Song Parodies -> "Diarrhea"

Original Song Title:

"Rock Me Amadeus"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Falco

Parody Song Title:

"Diarrhea"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

It makes me always have to set foot in the bathroom.
It's not very nice, feel real bad as I zoom.
Have to sit on the toilet 'til it all falls out
I feel like screaming
Yeah, it rocks me, diarrhea.
Ooh yeah it feels like dynamite in my pants whenever I move
No, it's not all right.
And I run to the john, let it all fall out
It makes me wanna shout

It rocks me, diarrhea.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Oh ow ow Diarrhea.

With a bottle of coke in one hand and Immodium in the other
'Cause I wanna get better soon
I just am worried that the next day might continue this
This really is the pits

It rocks me, diarrhea.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Oh ow ow Diarrhea.

My mind can't work 'cause I gotta go all the time
I hate when this happens, I'm not feelin' fine
I hope this is soon history.
Until then I say:

It rocks me, diarrhea.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Diarrhea
Diarrhea, Diarrhea, Oh ow ow Diarrhea.

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anny - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
uh huh huh huh huhhhh...ooook
aoit - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know about this one. Oh, and "Poopy Longstalking" and all of his/her pro-poop nazis (who are probably just him or her under different pen names) can kiss my ass. So can the "gender" nazis.
Caesar Box - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
aoit, for a woman, you don't spell your own name very well.
aoit - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
As a matter of fact, I AM a woman. Aoid is a completely different entity.
Caesiz Rox - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
As a matter of fact, aoit, I happen to know you personally, and you are NOT a woman, you are a MAN, as male as can be.
Dip Cheney - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
That's bulls**t and you know it.
Caesiz Rox - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Not at all, I have fondled aoit's testicles myself.
dip Cheney - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Caesiz Rox, I will have you know that George W. Bush is smarter than you.
C.J. Spindler - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Stop trying to top/copy the previous comments.
C.J. - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I AM grown up, dammit.

By teh way, are you going to watch dip Clark on new years eve?
C.J.'s Pediatrician - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Dear Amiright readers: "C.J." is a very troubled young child who can neither spell nor write an adult English sentence with proper capitalization and punctuation.
Tommie LaSorda - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
To "CJ's Pediatrician": You have no authority to make that statement!
in case u didn't know... - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
TOmmie Lasorda was the manager of the Los Angeles Dodgers baseball franchise from 1977-96. He led the team to four pennants and two World Series titles. On September 21, 1993, in a radio interview with Doug Krekorian (on KMPC in Los Angeles), they were arguing over something ;I believe it had to do with the expansion Coloradio Rockies doing so well early on, and Doug said that Tom was being "outmanaged", to which Mr. Lasorda angrily responded, "Until you know for sure, you have no authority to make that statement!" This argument went on for at least five or ten minutes.
... - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh I remember that so well! If you weren't living in the Los Angeles area at the time, you probably wouldn't know about it.
"in case u didn't know" - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I was living there at the time, so I do know about it.
Ellipsis - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I was referring to anyone who reads the comment. Maybe I should have rephrased it: Anyone who did NOT live in the L.A. area 11 years ago would probably not know about the argument.

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