Could it be
I just think that I'm going to hurl
It's plain to see
Just look in there and you'll see my hurl

When I eat
Something that disagrees with me
Feel the heat
I'll run, barf into the toilet, you see

And when I'm drunk
I'll just spew out everything there
Junk food and booze
In the toilet bowl, but I don't care
Whoa, whoa

Could it be
I just think that I'm going to hurl
It's plain to see
Just look in there and you'll see my hurl
Oh yeah you will

How can I
Prevent it when it's going to happen
When I'm sick
Once in a while it's just bound to happen, oh yeah

But sometimes, I'm not
Anywhere near a toilet
When I feel the need
I'll barf on sidewalks, roads, sand, even carpet
If need be

Could it be
I just think that I'm going to hurl
It's plain to see
Just look in there and you'll see my hurl
Oh yeah you will

If barf pieces
Fell one by one from my mouth
I know I'll
Barf enough times to get it all going south

'Cause you know, when I feel badly
And need to barf, I just got to
Get rid of all of it
Then I feel better again, in the loo

Could it be
I just think that I'm going to hurl
It's plain to see
Just look in there and you'll see my hurl
Oh yeah you will

Could it be
I just think that I'm going to hurl
It's plain to see
Just look in there and you'll see my hurl
Oh yeah you will

But then I gotta get rid of the stink
Fan, spray, cleaner, yeah
I know all that should do the trick
It takes a while, yeah

Could it be
I just think that I'm going to hurl
Could it be
I just think that I'm going to hurl