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Song Parodies -> "On Hold Music"

Original Song Title:

"Hold On My Heart"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"On Hold Music"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

On hold music
Really mad is what I'm feeling
Have to wait for them to come back
Awful classical music

On hold music
Now I'm doing many other things
Finally, when they come back
Break my concentration

On hold music
Used by companies
And some smart people who
Have too many calling

Yeah, on hold music
Difficult to be patient
'Cause they're just wasting my time
Boring elevator music

If I can recall this feeling
and I know that I can
I want to hang up
I want to hang up
Hang up the phone
I know I can't, so I groan
Gotta talk to them, won't hang up the phone
Won't hang up the phone

On hold music
It all gets so annoying
No matter where you go
You will always hear it

It's on hold music
Really mad is what I'm feeling
Have to wait for them to come back
All that horrible music

It's on hold music
On hold music
We'll always have on hold music
On hold

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MrMacphisto - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody is rather ironic considering I've heard Phil Collins songs while on hold before... lol

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