-> "I've Driven Badly For The Longest Time"
Original Song Title:
"For The Longest Time"
Parody Song Title:
"I've Driven Badly For The Longest Time"
The Lyrics
Oh, Oh, Oh
For the longest time
Oh, Oh, Oh
For the longest time
If I decide to go drive tonight
I would end up not doing things right
But I still want to,
Never got a chauffeur to
Drive me places, so I drive, think that's fine
Oh, Oh, Oh
For the longest time
Oh, Oh, Oh
For the longest time
Once I thought that I could drive real good
It took a while 'til I understood
I'm a bad driver,
And there's no way around it, for
I've driven badly for the longest time
Oh, Oh, Oh
For the longest time
Oh, Oh, Oh
For the longest time
I'm the car that plowed into your home
Also wrecked your bushes, made you groan
You didn't need this,
getting pizza was my wish
I've driven badly for the longest time
Oh, Oh, Oh
For the longest time
Oh, Oh, Oh
For the longest time
Maybe I'll get driving lessons
Could get a chauffeur
I might buy a Benz
I won't again drive this junk car
I just can't go far
Without having a car crash
Who knows how much further I'll drive on
I know if I do, my mind is gone
I'll take my chances
I'll remember my past crashes
I've driven badly for the longest time
Oh, Oh, Oh
For the longest time
Oh, Oh, Oh
For the longest time
I had second thoughts at the start
I said to myself
Do not drive the car
Cracked the foundation, left sand skid marks
Cut my hand, wrecked the car
That's just not what I hoped for
I don't care what consequence it brings
I will try my best, conquer driving
Had three other wrecks
I'll drive better the time next
I've driven badly for the longest time
Oh, Oh, Oh
For the longest time
Oh, Oh, Oh
For the longest time
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