All my friends hate my lawn mower
My lawn mower is a little smoker
Lawn mower goes a whole lot slower
Doesn't turn well, not a real goer
Lawn mower goes into the street, no!
Doesn't cut grass well, is dead meat, whoa
Lawn mower uses too much gas
Don't trust it near high grass
Oh, obviously
It just annoys me
Left it in the rain, you see
When it hit that tree
Should've left it be
I got a new one, you see