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Song Parodies -> "Old Timers Drive Real Slow"

Original Song Title:

"Old Time Rock N Roll"

Original Performer:

Bob Seger

Parody Song Title:

"Old Timers Drive Real Slow"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

Just took that car out onto the street
I see old timers driving slow in the heat
I just really wish they would go
I hate when old timers drive real slow

I can't even get to a disco
Before they turn off the lights and lock the door
And you know where the fault goes
I hate when old timers drive real slow

Still hate old timers drivin' slow
They take up the entire road
You just can't get anywhere, no
When old timers drive real slow

I still can't hear them play a tango
Because I still got 20 miles to go
I'm starting to lose hope, and lose control
I hate when old timers drive real slow

Call them relics, call them what you will
Say they're old fashioned, say they're over the hill
They have forgotten how to drive, so
I hate when old timers drive real slow

Still hate old timers drivin' slow
They take up the entire road
You just can't get anywhere, no
When old timers drive real slow

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