You crashed into the party
With your extremely humongous yacht
You threw hats at everyone's eyes
On the floor you put apricots
And then you broke the mirror
I just can't believe you
And everyone wished you were far away
Wished you were far away, and

You're a pain
I know you know this song is about you
You're a pain
Yeah, you know this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?

You were better several years ago
When you weren't quite such a pain
Now you make a jerk out of yourself
And drive everyone insane
These pranks became the things you loved
It really annoys me
You even put way too much sugar in my coffee
Sugar in my coffee, and

You're a pain
You'd better know this song is about you
You're a pain
I'll bet you know this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?

You even put way too much sugar in my coffee
Sugar in my coffee, and

You're a pain
You know this song is about you
You're a pain
Don't you know this song is about you?
Don't you? Don't you?

Well I remember years ago pranks
Where you rode your horse into the party
And you parked your Lear jet outside the house
Made us all see it in the sun's scorching heat
You're where you shouldn't be all the time
Please stay away from us
We want to have nice parties without you
Nice parties without you, and

You're a pain
You couldn't think this song's not about you
You're a pain
You know that I'm talking to you
Don't you? Don't you?

You're a pain
You probably know this song is about you
You're a pain
You must know this song is about you
You're a pain
There's no doubt this song is about you

You're a pain (a pain)
I'll bet you know this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?